tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62651653662657828042024-02-19T00:06:13.143-06:00greetings and salutationsAGallagherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09585043073463529532noreply@blogger.comBlogger384125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265165366265782804.post-86908825187392419392021-11-30T16:51:00.001-06:002021-11-30T16:51:31.645-06:00Quote List 2019<p> 7-6</p><div>Adam: Now everything’s covered in nut salt...</div><div><br /></div><div>Abigail: twin-doulie </div><div><br /></div><div>7-9</div><div>Quentin: you should be in marketing; “Indianapolis. It’s about a 6.”</div><div><br /></div><div>John: I can always tell when I’m getting really drunk because I eat cold shrimp and smoke cigarettes. </div><div><br /></div><div>7-24</div><div>Rob: have you ever slept so long your kidneys hurt?</div><div><br /></div><div>7-27</div><div>Nelly: he’s working hard, but what is he doing?</div><div><br /></div><div>8-17</div><div>Scott: it’s chilly Willy. Tiny baby caterpillars. ...makes my nipples hard. </div><div><br /></div><div>8-20</div><div>Abby: my future children better hope I don’t have them.</div><div><br /></div><div>8-27</div><div>Scott: I’m gonna change my pants before I eat. </div><div><br /></div><div>9-11</div><div>Scott: there is only... one gate </div><div><br /></div><div>Abby: I’m not sure why my ankle is sticky</div><div><br /></div><div>9-12 </div><div>Scott: I know what matters in life; YOU matter...</div><div><br /></div><div>9-15</div><div>Scott: going to the ozarks. Fucking around in the trees</div><div><br /></div><div>9-24</div><div>Scott: she touches my stuff </div><div><br /></div><div>9-26</div><div>Me: boys don’t wear thumb rings. </div><div>Scott, mumbling: wizards do. </div><div><br /></div><div>10-12</div><div>Scott: Grumble box; you wanna touch mine?</div><div><br /></div><div>10-13</div><div>Korey: that’s a wet Ramey </div><div><br /></div><div>Scott: we went to a tree today...</div><div><br /></div><div>10-23</div><div>Scott: great. Now I’ve got crystals on my cock </div><div><br /></div><div>12-4</div><div>John W: were too lazy and our pants are too tight. </div><div><br /></div><div>12-11 </div><div>Scott: that’s some very aggressive friend making. </div><div><br /></div><div>12-31</div><div>Abby: I do not pee if others have pooped. </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>1-6-19</div><div>Scott: I’m going to have nightmares about you blowing on me. </div><div><br /></div><div>Me: You can’t pre-jerk! </div><div><br /></div><div>1-12-19 </div><div>Korey: this is what happens when you lie about your nipples </div><div><br /></div><div>1-22</div><div>Scott: starts giggling in the dark</div><div>Me: what’s so funny?</div><div>Scott: I put more covers on you. </div><div><br /></div><div>1-23</div><div>Scott: don’t do it! When you do it I thrash, and when I thrash I hurt myself. </div><div><br /></div><div>1-29</div><div>Abby: this wizard with a cigarette caught a fucking daemon in a gourd in this bitches house. </div><div><br /></div><div>Scott:... that is the weirdest collection of words... </div><div><br /></div><div>2-2</div><div>Abby: it’s like being born again </div><div>Scott: what is?</div><div><br /></div><div>3-10</div><div>Scott: just looking at her makes me want a tetanus shot. </div><div><br /></div><div>3-25</div><div>Scott about his new undies: they’re like a dick push up bra. </div><div><br /></div><div>4-16</div><div>Korey: these are the best carrots- oh wait, these are sweet potatoes. </div><div><br /></div><div>4-30</div><div>Scott: why are you tickling me?</div><div>Me: I’m just touching your nipples enthusiastically. </div><div><br /></div><div>5-1</div><div>Scott: it’s like a touch buffet; All I can squeeze. </div><div><br /></div><div>9-2</div><div>Daniel: We’ve been called a Jew about seven times already this trip...</div>AGallagherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09585043073463529532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265165366265782804.post-72284253636061300622018-07-06T16:41:00.000-05:002018-07-06T16:45:32.373-05:00Quote List: Second Quarter, 2018<div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1530912779146_2484" style="font-family: "helvetica neue", "segoe ui", helvetica, arial, "lucida grande", sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Abigail: You’re so fucking sweet...</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Scott: Sweet on you, beautiful.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Scott: That’s not my cock, it’s a horses! </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Korey: How did my shoes get untied... BOTH of them!</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Scott: Look what you did to my fingers....</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Scott: Psh. ..call me Ricky. ...I do love chicken fingers though.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Scott: Maybe we need a little more science..?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Adam: Is that your ringtone? That’s my ringtone too... We should wear the same clothes to work. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Adella: I’m probably sure I need to be sober. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">La: I will sit this round out. It will take me this long to find my water bottle.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Adella: LA has some really fucked up logic about coming...</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">John: You looked like ET at the bottom of the drainpipe. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">John: I saw a deer freaking out. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Adam: I don’t think you hate people. I think you hate the dark side of people, and I think you hate being disappointed by them. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">John: There were <i>tons</i> of sausage birds...</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Quentin: Yeah the first question that guy asked me was something about a hotdog in a bathroom. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Dad: <i>She</i> likes Billy Joel. ...and <i>I</i> like Blood Rock. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">John: Kat freedogging it. ...walking around with loosies. </span></div>
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Adella: you’re not drinking enough if that wasn’t logical<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></div>
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LA: I woke up, looked at my hand, and said, “aww... my ass hole is gone.”</div>
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Philip: My dad always said growing up, “give a firm handshake, and don’t send dick pics.”<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></div>
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Egg: I really wanted a sword for my 16th birthday, but my dad got me a gun instead.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></div>
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Trent: I’m not a good drinker. I just get really sleepy... take a lotta naps.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></div>
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"With all of you people here who the fuck is guarding the town?!"<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Stag: Hope you can read my writing. I studied at the institute of calligraphy for inebriated chickens.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">7-7</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: So it's "we" when you're drinking? </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">7-12</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Titus: I read one book a year, and that's The Great Gatsby.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Dan: All the old people in this commercial are dead now. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">7-20 </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Stag: The weapon of joy....dick nickname...called it!</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Stag: Can't change hotdogs in the middle of the river.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Stag; Well if my tastes aren't "palatable" you might jerk the wheel into a goddamned dutch bridge abutment.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">AJ: ...that song is about breakfast food. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">7-27 </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Stag: Redneck smith life struggle is real: Gluing leather to a block fore a new strop with spray adhesive...arm was stuck to my computer desk... Thought I caught myself with the mist... It was bbq sauce from my ribs tonight.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">7-29</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Trent: Awww look at this quaint little town. ...I could never fucking live here. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">8-5</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Johnna: That's easy to remember; "Cock."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Abby: Cock is always easy to remember, even when you wish you could forget. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Mom: Who needs the eclipse when I can just be blinded by texts from my kids! </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">8-12</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">LA: That makes sense; Opium. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Stag: So we're talking 1 out of 3 on incest. Bad odds. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">8-17</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Dan: Rooney's Facebook page is like all snakes, all the time. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">8-26 </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">LA: ...we called him Party Pockets.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">8-28</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Stag: Don't pass the buck. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Me: I always pass the buck. 'Tis why I'm broke. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">8-29</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Nick: I need more Christmas tree. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">9-8</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Stag: Expand that. Make seams, not division. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Stag: I no homo. Barely homo sapien. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Stag: I'm slightly soberer. </span></div>
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Steve: At least you can avoid that conflict...<br />
Me via Steve: I don't mind conflict when I get my way.<br />
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Alan: ...Spyrates.<br />
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Stag: It's my fault for ordering a boys-size small. Men-sized pants just don't make my ass look good.<br />
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Adella: Just give him a bag of meat-flavored dick cookies.<br />
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Me: I'm just making sure I'm answering your actual question. You tend to word things in ways that have a lot of potential outcomes.<br />
Stag: I played too many RPGs growing up. Sorry.<br />
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5-5<br />
Nick Schulte: I ordered a hundred... or maybe fifty...? I ordered fucking paper towels.<br />
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Me: I sent my inner fat kid to fat camp for the summer.<br />
Max: That's like conversion therapy!<br />
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Stag about my pink prof pic: Very pretty counter to your barbaric nature.<br />
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Grable: Don't damn me because I make you smile.<br />
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Stag: I am a bear... and I am balls deep.<br />
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Stag: ...See...this is how Hiroshima and Nagasaki happened.<br />
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Lillie: Process is fridge-worthy.<br />
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5-12<br />
Stag: I'd rather eat that then put it on my body.<br />
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5-13<br />
Me via Johnna: I'm thinking about getting a hermit crab.<br />
Johnna: You want a hermit crab?<br />
Me: Not really; I'm just lonely and want something to take care of.<br />
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Michael: You haven't gotten to the Hodor scene yet.<br />
Robby: I think you mean Mordor...<br />
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Stag. Fair. Ducuntish, but fair.<br />
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5-21<br />
Me while painting a house: Having fun yet?<br />
Stag: There's a reason I was born German and not Mexican.<br />
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Stag: Grow up, and act 14 like the rest of us.<br />
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5-28<br />
Bobby: I'm not saying he's a fridge digger...<br />
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6-8<br />
Titus: Have you ever seen a midget move a couch?<br />
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6-14<br />
Andrew: What the fuck is happening with lunch? I'm about to either freak out or pass out.<br />
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6-16<br />
Chris: We're talking about <i>dozens</i> of dollars in bitcoins, Nick.<br />
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6-26<br />
Andrew: You sound like the office drunk uncle.<br />
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<br />AGallagherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09585043073463529532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265165366265782804.post-56903539966987360452017-04-01T16:35:00.001-06:002017-04-01T16:35:50.855-06:00Quote List: First Quarter, 2017<div style="font-family: gotham, helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue"; font-size: 12pt;">Me: You still said "aww," ya poof. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue";">Mila (8 years old): You smell like beer and bacon. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue";">Stag: <span style="font-size: 12pt;">I grammatically fucked that so hard all my children will just be vowel sounds.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue";">Stag: Feels like I dropped on concrete. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue";">Adella: Why are you speaking in a British accent?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue";">Bobby: Because Stag.</span></div>
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AGallagherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09585043073463529532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265165366265782804.post-88887245548165693912017-01-03T12:24:00.002-06:002017-01-03T12:25:25.178-06:00Quote List: Forth Quarter, 2016<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">10-6 <br />Del: I've heard that if you count to 8 sneezes, you die.... I get to six, and tears start rolling because I'm saying goodbye to people. <br /><br />10-7<br />Rob: Look at her calves! They're so small! They're like beef medallions! <br /><br />10-14<br />Me: Later, gator. <br />Stag: After while, dickhead. <br /><br />10-15<br />Stag: We killed something together, so that wasn't gay. <br /><br />10-21 <br />Nick Schulte: We will design with paper and crayons if necessary. <br /><br />10-26<br />Quentin: ...Still not how jeopardy works. <br /><br />10-30<br />Quentin: ...Why don't those people have legs? <br /><br />Andrew: Enhance his mustache. <br />Dan: ...When you say "enhance his mustache..."<br /><br />10-31<br />Del: They have subwoofers in the seats!<br />Michael: Rumble in your bum?<br /><br />11-4<br />Tony: Er... I guess we should go get drunk..?<br /><br />11-6<br />Stag: Art keeps me awake. <br /><br />11-10<br />Coty: This is how I get information about Spiderman.<br /><br />Coty: I just want to know there is a Russian doll of meat. And it exists for the holidays. <br /><br />Coty: ...But I assume he had a prostitution problem, and I assume they died. <br /><br />11-20 <br />Caroline: I'm not into the weird shit. <br /><br />11-29 <br />Rob: "The north never forgets..."<br />Me: Do you mean "The north remembers?" <br /><br />12-11 <br />Mom: I had a great idea for outdoor decor this year, but the Anti-happy Christmas Ass poo pooed it straight to hell.<br /><br />12-12 <br />Stag: I was trying to convey I'd pocket sand a rando. <br /><br />Stag: I love everything...but I'll pick a fight for pocket sand...<br /><br />12-17-16<br />Abby as requested by Rob: I can never find a homeless person when I need one! <br /><br />12-18 <br />Stag: Why is it always AIDS with me? <br /><br />12-20<br />Mom: first of all, I couldn't eat peanut butter AND jelly together until I was an adult... <br /><br />12-22 <br />Dad, after pretending to sing a native American song...: Want me to do the second verse? <br /><br />Me: Do you want chicken and broccoli?<br />Mom: No. <br />Me: What are you going to have for dinner? <br />Mom: Grapes. <br /><br />12-25<br />Dad: uh-oh... I was messing with the thermostat, but I tooted. <br />Mom: Quote list that shit. </span>AGallagherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09585043073463529532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265165366265782804.post-14482135410445943002016-10-05T10:28:00.005-05:002016-10-05T10:30:11.811-05:00Quote List: Second & Third Quarter, 2016<div class="body undoreset" id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1475674524160_23988" style="box-sizing: border-box; display: table; font-family: "helvetica neue", "segoe ui", helvetica, arial, "lucida grande", sans-serif; font-size: 13px; padding-left: 0px; padding-top: 12px; width: 1014px;" tabindex="0">
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">4-7</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Me: How's it going?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Eddie: About average; I spilled some honey.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">4-9</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Jeff: I didn't want to be that guy... Drinking in the parking lot.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: El chupa cah, bra.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">4-12</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Woodge: You are my art wife.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">4-16</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: Dick Missile. ...I think that's going to be my porn name.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">5-9</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Me: Rob isn't very good at capping.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Brian: He has woman hands.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">5-10</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Robby: They also make the sham-wow.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Devon: These were full-daylight floosies.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">5-16</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Andrew: Beau is going off on some gingerbread man over here.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">5-21</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Nick Garvey: This is how humans die.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Nick Garvey: If there's a dick involved I better get $200.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">5-22</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Megan: I have to poop. I think I'm gonna go home.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">5-26</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Nick S.: For the record, we work through tornadoes.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Philip: The sky is dark.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Dan: ...and full of terrors.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Michael: I think this is how Independence Day started.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Birdcloud: I can tell Lawrence is primarily blacks.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Brian: It just looks tiny when I hold it in my giant man hands.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: He looks like some sort of plush toy.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">6-28</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Robby: I like the one light on over here.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Dan: It looks like I'm supposed to get a quest from Michael.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">7-8 </span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Sean Stewart.: My liver is the size of a puppy.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: Anyone here like Afrobeats?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Sean Stewart.: You mean Applebees?</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Chris: That's probably the third nationality I would not want to head butt.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Andrew: It's a surf watch.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Quentin: For when you're late and also under water?</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">6-31</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Ryan: I thought I found the raisins, but they were dreidels.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">7-6</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Chris: $20 at Taco bell? Who are you, Nick Schulte?</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">8-23</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Beau: He looks like my thumb.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Chase: Everything is edible the first time.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">8-27</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Coty Speaking about vinegar: I mean I'll deal with it, because I know it's in ketchup...</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Coty: Secret best meth.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Coty about lumberjacks: Cuts them trees; sows them seeds.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Coty: The jizzasters is amazing.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Coty: So if I were to start a Zeppelin based company...</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Steve: ... a shitty startup in the sky.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">9-1</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Nick S.: It's like entering the ocean from the bottom.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">9-2</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Dan: Bless you.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Del sneezes again.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Dan: Bless you again</span><br />
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AGallagherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09585043073463529532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265165366265782804.post-32236338199307072702016-04-01T08:48:00.003-06:002016-04-01T08:48:38.196-06:00Quote List: First Quarter 201612-29<br />
John: Notice anything different about my pants? I put a ruby in there.<br />
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Jeff: I come from an Italian family. There's a hierarchy.<br />
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Lucky about cyanide in snickers for annoying kids upstairs: <br />Our change of heart might be noticed at Halloween.<br />
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Steve R.: It's not enough fun unless someone's on molly.<br />
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Jeff: I'm a horny after-puker.<br />
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Mary: do I need to go tase someone?<br />
Lucky.: ... She doesn't have a taser.<br />
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Jeff: We're not pregnant.<br />
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John: I feel like I look like the guy from Men's Warehouse.<br />
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Steve B.: We definitely need to send them a thank you melon... Just wondering about the logistics. Like do I take it to a post office and pretend it is a normal thing to do? Do I apologize when I tell them I need to mail it?<br />
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John: Totes ironi, bro.<br />
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Rob: I don't think she dabbles in dicks.<br />
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Me: You're the best.<br />
Matt: Second best.<br />
Me: Second to..?<br />
Matt: Jesus Christ.<br />
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JB: What? What temperature is that? I guess we'll put it at magenta.<br />
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John: You got me all psyched up for sex and sleep and now you're all "let's go to a show and stay up until midnight."<br />
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Lauren: Look at this, this is how bored I am.<br />
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John: I don't know. He's probably a bear. He's more of a troll bear.<br />
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Jamie: Ooooh the fucking pickles. They're gonna kill us.<br />
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[Redacted]: A midget genie better come out of the bottle and jerk me off.<br />
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Jeff. I got fired, went home, put my fur on (cuz it hugs you back), got drunk, and played Fallout 4.<br />
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Jeff: Do I look like I play magic?<br />
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Johnna: Oh god. I knew there'd be throw up today.<br />
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Lauren: Why are they always sticky?<br />
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[Redacted]: I have a blender, but someone used it to chop pot... It was me.<br />
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Kathy Kelly about Aaron Draplin: He's the Bob Dylan of design.<br />
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Aaron Draplin: They spend their money on weed, and knives, and kayaks, and pants that zip down to shorts.<br />
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Aaron: It's colder than a mother-in-law's love.<br />
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Aaron: I have a lot of questions about Molly Ringwald<br />
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Aaron: The smallest jobs can be some of the coolest. Remember that.<br />
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Lauren: My mom never let me watch it.<br />
Angie: You sheltered pony.<br />
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2-27<br />
Rob: Take the drink. Leave the book.<br />
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3-3<br />
Dad: I found a picture of Lisa, and I threw it away.<br />
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3-9<br />
Angie: I wonder if we could catch a goose.<br />
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3-25<br />
Johnna: The blonde lady that just sat down? Her lips look like they have hot dogs in them.<br />
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Requested by Johnna after an elderly woman came around collecting money in a jar:<br />
Me: What is this for?<br />
Johnna: The band.<br />
Me: Oh. If she had cancer I would have given her something.<br />
<br />
Johnna: That dude at the end of the bar? Profile? Yeah, pedophile.<br />
<br />
Johnna: You have to feel like shit to feel good.<br />
<br />
Me: Ooh! Grapefruit!<br />
Johnna: Mine tastes like Chlorox.<br />
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3-26<br />
Me: Where is the rest of your family?<br />
Mike: They went to the emergency room. My mom might have diabetes.<br />
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Katie: There's a book in here you'd like; "Rediscovering Jesus."<br />
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3-30<br />
Diane: I don't think Chinese people can fly.<br />
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Diane: I don't know what that word is. It's like I'm reading the bible.<br />
<br />AGallagherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09585043073463529532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265165366265782804.post-30105661247207402532015-12-28T14:01:00.002-06:002015-12-28T14:03:11.386-06:00Quote List: Fourth Quarter 2015<div class="body undoreset" id="yui_3_16_0_1_1451332507512_2059" style="box-sizing: border-box; display: table; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 13px; padding-left: 0px; padding-top: 12px; width: 662px;" tabindex="0">
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">9-28</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Lauren: I'm about to drink my dirt right now.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">9-29</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Lauren: I don't like cinnamon that much. ...I had a bad experience with a cookie.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Me (requested by Rob): I feel like this is asking for a lot of dick fingers.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">10-1</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: It's a superpower, Abby, not an STD.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">10-3</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">AIDS is funny.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">10-4</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: I don't cuddle with racists.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: You kind of packed like a woman for two days.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Jeff: I didn't know what the weather was going to be like!</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">10-14</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: An ass is for sitting and pooping. It is not for touching!</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">10-15</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: in comparison to alcohol, water will make you angry.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">10-22</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Brent about our design abilities: Sometimes you guys use your powers for evil.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">11-5</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Kelly about her martini: It's better. I added several packets of sugar.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">11-6 </span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: Rock the pear.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: That's the kind of bitch I'm trying to kick.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: If I had another hotdog, I'd eat it at you</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: I don't wanna be Houdini. He died by being under water so long. Right?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">11-8</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Ryan: I fabreezed my hair.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">11-12</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Suzanne: Brandy for breakfast.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">11-13 </span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Lauren: Petsmart is having a sale. 50% off bearded dragons.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Joe: How NSFW is it?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Cmats: Just some light fisting.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">11-17</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Matt B.: Instagram has a lot of "spiritual moms," I've noticed.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Woodge: I love that Canada also has white trash.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">11-21</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Me: Following you isn't exactly sunshine and puppies.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: That's because you drive a sooped up golf cart.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">11-25</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Diane Gibbs: Eat well, visually.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">11-27</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">John: Just imagine we're in a canoe.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Me: I don't think this is what a canoe feels like.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">John: ...we're in a gondola.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">11-28</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Jim: I can't. I have to butter the biscuits.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Mom: Call them biscuits one more fucking time and I'm going to kick you in the throat.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Caroline: Does she have AAA?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Jim: No. She got rid of Milton a long time ago.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">12-2</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Angie: Do you guys know how to scissor?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">12-5 </span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Jeff: I mean they are mermaid crayons. They better all sparkle!</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: Are you waltzing to Missy Elliot?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Jeff: It's a sleeper sushi restaurant.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">12-10</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Josh: Imagine I'm trying to hug you through the computer now.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">John about the pillow he's suddenly on: Let's just share it.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">12-19</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: The Fitbit lifestyle. Let me tell you about that...</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: Cops can't deal with ghosts.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">12-24</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Woodge: My ex boyfriend, Ben, used to chimney sweep his house.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">12-26</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Nick: You and I have the same intestional issues when it comes to Subway lettuce. </span></div>
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AGallagherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09585043073463529532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265165366265782804.post-89639524024856771772015-09-28T08:28:00.000-05:002015-09-28T08:29:02.532-05:00Quotes: Third Quarter, 2015<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">6-26 </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Eric Melin: That's me with the tennis racket dressed like Gene Simmons. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Eric: We are changed. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Jason Elm: They're a hateraid drinking group of folks. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Brendan O'Shaughnessy: Work like a captain. Play like a pirate. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">7-22</span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Me: Please tell me there are sloth memes.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Lauren: There are, and I found all of them. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">7-23</span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Lauren: You shut your mouth, man girl!</span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Jonny: Are you a dad perchance?</span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Dane: Fuck no! Just an exceptionally immature 23 year old. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Jonny: Acceptable. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Dane: The only children I'm interested in are my cats. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Lauren: "Thanks for setting us up!" This is not a setup! This is a casual encounter! </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Lauren: That sip tasted like dirt. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">7-31 </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Alex: He's looking at photos of... Is that bacon or steak?</span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Rob: it's sickle cell anemia. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Woodge: I feel like it would be a good addition to my deep fry Barbie McDonald's.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Woodge: I need a giraffe on my head. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">8-5 </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Rob: I think you're pretty grandeur. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">8-8 </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Me: They were just talking about you. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Ryan: Do they think I'm cute? </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">8-9 </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Rob after burping at a bag in his hand: I was speaking to these ancient beans in their ancient tongue.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">8-19</span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Jason Elm: I had chances to leave, but never a reason. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Jason: They can take your execution, but they can never take your idea. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Jason: Capabilities don't give you expertise. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Jason: Compromise up.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">8-21 </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Joey: Bitches have night vision. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">8-25 </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Suzanne: Maybe that's the key—we need to get our clients high. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Angie: I'll just be over here rolling for you guys. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">9-4 </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Steve: we can walk through there if you want to smell like axe body spray for the next week. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">9-5 </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Nick: Hey, Spencer! Want some whiskey and coke? </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Spencer: uh, duh! -takes the whole glass- </span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">9-11</span></span><br />
<span style="color: white; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Mom: Pelicans are assholes, but adorable to look at. </span></span><br />
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Rob: I was not born an old man. <br />
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Woodge: Honey, you've dated a couple of lost boys. <br />
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Jake: You didn't google me? <br />
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Rob: ...I don't have that many bullets. <br />
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Rob: Yes! I love boxes. They can even be empty. <br />
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Rob: No! You cannot eat it with a fork!<br />
Me: Why does that bother you so much?<br />
Rob: Because we have forks! Right here! -spirit fingers- <br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Jesus: You're the most sophisticated robot I've ever met.</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">1-9</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Bartender at Manifesto after a woman laughs obnoxiously one too many times: </span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Jesus Christ with this lady!</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">Bartender at Manifesto: He was a belligerent whistler.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">1-10 </span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Steve: We're like the United Nations of the Midwest.</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">1-21 </span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Steve: Where'd you get it at? The podcast store?</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">2-7 </span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Jeff: Hi, I'm Spider-Man.</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">Jeff: My body loves pollen.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">JB: Do you have the lighter?</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Jeff: It's blue, or it's green. It should stick out.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">JB: That's not the question that I asked you.</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">2-8 </span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">JB: We don't set the table. That's what the help does.</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">2-13 </span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: I'm a cheap Jew bastard, and I'm not even Jewish.</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">2-14 </span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Mom: I'm eating icing out of the can with a fork.</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">2-15 </span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: The water pressure is like a kid peeing on you.</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">2-15 </span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: I have Internet on my phone.</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">2-17 </span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Ron: If you had one wish...</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Me: -goes into a detailed explanation of my one wish for the podcast-</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Steve: I would COMPLETELY second that, but if I had a second wish...</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">1-23</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Kristen: My hand looks like it got scratched by a cat, but really I just wore a really sparkly dress.</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">2-28</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: I don't pray, but I'll hope to Satan.</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">Rob: I'm not above that; I'll beat up a homeless man.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">3-1</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Max: No corporate Bambi face.</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">3-6</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Johnna: My pants just unbuttoned.</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">Johnna: I do not have plastic legs.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">3-7</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Max: That's what Mickey Mouse says about liquor.</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">Cavery: I punted a cat once.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">3-11 </span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Jason: What's going on here? What kind of Amish are these?!</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">3-13</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Nick: I know you well enough to know that it's the April Ludgate Dwyer factor of your personality</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">3-16 </span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Arla CEO: We're a very liberal country. Inventors of porn. ...back in '68.</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">3-17 </span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Nicole: Am I going to suffocate? I have to sleep facing up so I don't die! They're too fluffy!</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">3-21</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: It's because he has wizard powers.</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">3-23 </span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">Rob: I seriously got distracted by her head. </span></div>
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AGallagherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09585043073463529532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265165366265782804.post-46101925179684317362014-07-06T15:41:00.002-05:002014-07-06T15:42:44.427-05:00Quotes: Second Quarter 20144-2 <br />
Vedran: I love Sinh. He's my little... -whispers- bitch. <br />
Danel: Princess. He meant to say princess. <br />
<br />
4-4 <br />
Anton: fuck off, you robot bitch. <br />
<br />
4-6<br />
Rob: my freezer is full of body. <br />
<br />
Rob: let's stab it. <br />
<br />
4-8<br />
C3: Shark Dad must be an asshole. <br />
<br />
4-15<br />
Emily: Who am I!?<br />
<br />
4-16 <br />
C3: Rabies is rabies<br />
<br />
4-19 <br />
Rob: It's big as a small baby. <br />
<br />
Rob: You need the fucking bible. <br />
<br />
4-20 <br />
Rob: I was squeezing. <br />
<br />
4-26<br />
Julia: are there black children up there dancing? Because if not, I'm not going. <br />
<br />
Julia: Maybe god will come into my arms. <br />
<br />
4-28<br />
Chris: I wanna use that (pointing to the coffee roaster).<br />
Me: Roast some beans?<br />
Chris: I'm gonna put skittles in there. <br />
<br />
5-3<br />
Rob: Take me drunk. <br />
<br />
5-23 <br />
Shea: When people talk to me like I'm dumb, I start unbuttoning my shirt. <br />
<br />
5-27<br />
Quinn: The paparazzi is here. <br />
Ellie: And you're so fabulous. <br />
<br />
6-2<br />
Jake: Abby, does this change your heart?<br />
<br />
Jake: I'm a wild cheetah. See that? That's wild. <br />
<br />
6-10<br />
Jake: I want to go back where I came from. <br />
Mike: Why?<br />
Jake: I like screaming. <br />
<br />
Anthony: You should sext him. <br />
<br />
6-11<br />
Anthony: I'd rather be somewhere new with you than home. <br />
<br />
6-12<br />
Jake: I don't have powers. I need blue eyes to have powers. <br />
<br />
Nick Garvey: Drug Forcement. <br />
<br />
6-13<br />
Anthony: Cards V Humes card<br />
Woodge: Casual leotard. <br />
<br />
Woodge: You're wearing a Polo Jeans Ralph Lauren shirt, which is how I know you didn't go to Harvard. <br />
<br />
Anthony: Spiders for the heaven. <br />
<br />
Woodge: This is what I look like in the 70s. <br />
<br />
Woodge: Merca!? Fuck. <br />
<br />
Me: What are we doing?<br />
Woodge: ...Calzones. <br />
<br />
6-14<br />
Anthony: You rock me like a shark nado. AGallagherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09585043073463529532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265165366265782804.post-8500444571039252662014-04-02T08:50:00.001-06:002014-04-02T08:51:38.985-06:00Quotes: First Quarter 201412-30<br />
Danel: I don't want to hurt you. I just want to pet you to death. <br />
<br />
12-31<br />
Shea: Pretend he's a girl. <br />
<br />
Me: I'm not judging too hard. Aloud. <br />
Rob: I can hear it!<br />
<br />
Rob about his car: It's hot like a weight lifting chick. <br />
<br />
1-3-14<br />
Nhu: I saw sausages in the kitchen. <br />
<br />
Mark: LG? They make TVs and ice makers. <br />
<br />
C3: Ooh you're making me giggle. <br />
<br />
C3: She has puppy-pecia. <br />
<br />
1-7<br />
M2: Well this... was a waste... of my time. ...Ooh! Markers!! <br />
<br />
1-9<br />
Danel: Those were some nice kicks. <br />
Me: Thanks. I can kick higher when I don't have these boots on.<br />
Danel: You only have to kick this high to take me out. <br />
<br />
1-10<br />
C3: I killed a biker for this jacket. I killed him with a chain. I
wasn't wearing a shirt. I got cut up and dirty, but not too dirty<br />
<br />
1-15<br />
Nhu: Is there a word for self-torture?<br />
C3: Masochism.<br />
Nhu: Assafixem? <br />
<br />
C3: You're a grown woman. You know what boobs look like. <br />
Nhu: Not a black woman's. <br />
<br />
Nhu takes a sip of C3s coffee: Black coffee. Takes a sip of her own coffee: Sugar coffee. <br />
<br />
Rob: If your dog were a human it'd be a crayon eater. <br />
<br />
Rob: Just call me the waffle whisperer. <br />
<br />
1-16<br />
Rob: I brought you meat. <br />
<br />
1-17<br />
Rob: "Creeper" would be me sitting in the room with all the lights off laughing. <br />
<br />
Rob: All I want right now... is Lee's Chicken. <br />
<br />
Rob: What do you want from me? Perfection? I know what I want from me... Lee's Chicken. <br />
<br />
1-25<br />
Mom: It became this layer of fuck-tastic stuff...<br />
<br />
1-26<br />
Rob: I don't want you to see my gimp suit. <br />
<br />
Rob: You're really going to make me play this for you to prove I'm not full of shit. <br />
Me: I know you're not full of shit. <br />
Rob: Alright. To impress you then. <br />
<br />
Rob: And only you and I know we're going to wear it out like a dirty whore. <br />
<br />
Rob: I'm really glad to see you. You bring sanity to my world. <br />
Me: I'm the sane part of your life? That's kind of sad. <br />
Rob: Don't under value yourself. <br />
<br />
1-29<br />
Rob: His proportions are wrong. <br />
Howard: He was drawn wrong?<br />
Rob: The big drawer in the sky.... was on Hydrocodone.<br />
<br />
1-30<br />
Rob: Last time it was the big hairy guy with the penis. What should we do this time?<br />
<br />
Me: Can you feel my glare?<br />
Rob: It burns!<br />
<br />
1-31<br />
C3: Well now what am I gonna do? I guess I'll get pretty drunk and go shoot guns tomorrow. <br />
<br />
2-1 <br />
C3: My feet is too dry. <br />
<br />
2-3 <br />
Me: You suck<br />
Doner: That's what I do. <br />
<br />
2-7<br />
Danel: Well I mean... If you think about it... If you stab someone with an
icicle it would just melt and leave a hole. "The perfect murder. He was
stabbed with an icicle..." So yeah that'll cost you twenty bucks. <br />
<br />
Budde: Don't spank my ass. Get it. <br />
<br />
2-11<br />
Mark: everybody loves me and talk bad about me when I go home. <br />
<br />
Rob: Abby needs to be here right now. We'd giggle like two little bitches. <br />
<br />
Wilson: He made me put the teapot on the coaster. <br />
<br />
2-12<br />
Danel: I don't like sticky things on my phone. It kind of freaks me out. <br />
<br />
Danel about Sinh: His biscuit head is too top heavy. It makes him fall over. <br />
<br />
2-14<br />
Mike Ly: I hate this guy over here. See? All he does is serenade me. <br />
<br />
Dawn: Speaking of friends... Where's my goddamn wake and bake?<br />
<br />
Wilson: Well. Long story. I'm waiting for him to finish a poem and a D&D character. <br />
<br />
2-15<br />
Me: Just for the record I did not strip for this dollar.<br />
Nick: Just for the record he (Anthony) probably did.<br />
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2-16<br />
Ellie: Can my kindle do that? Just say no. <br />
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2-18<br />
Danel: Hoodie. What the hell. <br />
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Mark: See? When I google it I get beanie babies. <br />
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2-19<br />
Danel: You're not salty like a biscuit. You're sweet. "You're a sour patch." Fuck you. <br />
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2-22<br />
Noelle: No problem, Nebraska. <br />
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2-23<br />
Noelle: False hopes, Wyoming<br />
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2-25<br />
Jessica. This is where we keep our community food, like Sriracha and tea...<br />
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2-27<br />
Joe: Tea?<br />
Andy: Tea? I love you. I want your babies. <br />
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3-1<br />
Joe E.: When in doubt, shove it in your slot. <br />
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Josh Stafaniack: What did you get her, a jar full of hate?<br />
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Nick Garvey: I think the drummer is a paranoid schizophrenic <br />
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Caroline: Her middle name isn't Slut. <br />
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Mom: Think you can hold it steady?<br />
Caroline: I'm not sure.<br />
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Caroline: Fuck the Lent bullshit. <br />
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Katie: I should spit on Kristen. <br />
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Vedran: nenenenenenene <br />
Me: That was not a batman noise.<br />
Vedran: I got excited.<br />
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C3: I should be a parrot. <br />
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Rob: I wanna go to the white trash capital of MO this spring.<br />
Me: Jeff city has some of the best ice cream. Central Dairy. Mmm. <br />
Rob: I definitely meant Six Flags. <br />
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3-28<br />
Me: Are you done signing that card yet?<br />
Doner: All I've done is draw nipples so far.<br />
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3-31<br />
Rob: You're such a fragile flower. <br />
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Mark: Hey! Did you see my hammock?!<br />
Doner... Worst sexual innuendo ever. <br />
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Me: Do you ever feel like you're making potions?<br />
Rob: YES! ...yes. <br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sinh: I never shower. Fuck that. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Steve: Actually, I'm waiting for my gun so I can get the hell out of here!</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Rob: You fucking suck. At life. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Rob: I guess I could be Robin... </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Rob: What if I don't want him to do it?</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">C3: they're pleated. They hide stuff. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">C3: I don't know what he's looking at down there. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">C3: So what do you do when you're not wearing sweaters and drinking beer?</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Chris Seaton: I could probably tackle an Australian / New Zeland gal. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Rob: I used to think capers were gross, too. Then I grew up. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Cash: If this text conversation was about to be a college level
research paper, that would be the motherfucking hook, my friend. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Rob:
I just learned that Sprite is the number one drink for helping with a
hangover. I don't really like sprite, but I'd give it a try. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">9-10: Rob walks in and sets a giant bottle of sprite on my desk. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Mark: The last time I tried to program my garage door opener using a YouTube, I opened my neighbor's. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Mark: If you are not Scottish a kilt is just a skirt. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Nhu: They have happy hour from 2-6</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">C3: Every hour is happy for me.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Mark: Every hour is not happy for me. I will not sugar coat it. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Rob: Do not take anything I say seriously unless I say..."I'm serious."</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Rob: Facebook is for children. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Rob: This is how you make me feel when you order me to do things...</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Mark: I just need you to find me the fairies. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Cash: Tegan and Sara are my spirit animal. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Woodge: Let's just call it a rapey bar. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Woodge: I know you're friends with him, but it looks like he dyed his hair with koolaid.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Cash: I'm about 87% sure he did. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Woodge: Thanks. I'm 30. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Cash: Do you want me to get more wood? Do you want me to blow on it?</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Cash: You make me happy on a spiritual level. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Woodge: I love this night. Lets give hugs. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Woodge: Ducks like meth. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Cash: If I ever own a duck... </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Woodge: He doesn't have teeth.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Rob: I'm like a little girl. Bladder the size of a thimble. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Jax: That's not what I'm trying to say. The monkey is not in the oven. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Me: Is that a burn mark?</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Mark: Yes. I set it on fire. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">C3: Do you think that truck is full of blood?</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">C3: I'm gonna go pee in the alley. </span></span></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">THIS IS WHERE THE TRADGEDY STRUCK AND SEVERAL GREAT QUOTES WERE LOST....</span></span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">10-30</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Cash: It's thicker than I'm used to. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Cash: Weird place for the trail to be </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Cash: That's one thing Jim Beam has on candy... </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />10-31 </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Mark: That would be gay. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Mark: I find great release in ironing. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Mark: Dogs don't count. Especially starving weird ones. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />11-2 </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Cash: If I could give one thing to the block... </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Cash: Card master and picking thumbs. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />11-3 </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Cash to me: Settle down, White Fang. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Me: What kind of pizza do you like?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Cash: Baby making music. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />11-7 </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Vedran: Anyone listen to the new Eminem album?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Me: Yes. Love it. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Vedran: Tits. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />11-13 </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">C3: If you wear a suit without gloves you look like a business man. If
you wear a suit with gloves you look like an assassin. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Cash: You made a waffle called The Smith & Wesson?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Me: I did indeed...</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Cash: Marriage material. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Rob: ... But if you fuck up my fu-man...</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Rob: I look like a catfish. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />11-15 </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Vedran: Sinh, I'm going to visit you this weekend and chop your fingers off. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />C3: Why is everyone laughing today? FROWN! </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Doner: Thumb meat butt. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />C3: That was a joke about domestic violence. It was funny. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Garvey: I don't know what this is. "Stockholm syndrome?" Am I retarded?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Me and c3: Yes.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Anthony: When I popped what came out?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Garvey: A defective condom would have been good.... </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />C3: BAM! ...call me Emeral. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />C3: I bite my thumb at thee!</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Anthony: Well I give you the raspberries. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Garvey: That's because Mexico is dirty. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />C3: Dammit she loves pterodactyl eggs! She fucking loves pterodactyl eggs!</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Anthony: I can fix it! ...I can't fix it. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Anthony pushes the table, and looks around confused: Oh. I meant to scoot myself. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Garvey: She's a fat fucking bitch. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Me: I thought you loved her.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Garvey. I do.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Anthony. That wasn't even funny, but I laughed at it. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Garvey: HAHAHA! Iiiiii need to look this up. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Anthony: Actually those look like the gloves you'd wear when you kill someone...</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />11-19 </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Rob. I'm offering you an egg. I'm offering you an egg, and you're laughing at me. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Rob: Do you like peas?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />C3: The sun will come out tomorrow </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Cash: Doubt it. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />11-20 </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Joe: My sister used to throw scissors at me. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Me: I'm working on my stop motion. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Cash: Me too. As in, I've stopped moving. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Doner: That's ok. I was too busy emailing you from the future. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">M2: That was you?!</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Rob: feels like a bad moon rising...</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sinh: Danel!</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Danel: What!?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sinh: It works. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Danel: Oh my god. Here I come. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Seaton: It's a tri-win-da </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Seaton: Oh! Here's me in a turtle shell. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Seaton: I have a chest, too. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Garvey. I like the Latino bitch. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Cash: She's Israeli. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Random guy at Picassos: One of my buddies... Is writing a book.... About dragons. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Garvey: Cupboards!? I like people that say "cupboards." Ah. Sorry. Continue. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Cash: Have you ever tasted a real man?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />11-24 </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Shea: I like murder. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Shea: He's tiny and he's fast, and he can fit under trees!</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Ellie: Oh my god. This is not my favorite song. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Shea. I'm just tired from getting low. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">M2: I got shocked in the ear hole the other day...</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />11-26 </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Rob: .... I just saw Steve running. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Rob: ... Can I just pet her??</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />11-27 </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Shanesha: That pie was amazing. I wanna put it in some ice cream... Or a milkshake... I need a nap. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />11-29</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Mom. I need my.... Get it for me!</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Druid's Nick: Who licked me?</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Rob: Definitely had dreams with raccoons in them last night.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Me: What is it with you and those gloves? </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">C3: They separate me from this filthy world. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Rob: Wanna make sausage? </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />12-2 </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Me: That actually made me really happy. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Rob: Are you blushing?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Vedran to Sinh: Shut up. Go back to your zone. Nobody likes you. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />12-4 </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Hitler was pretty awesome. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Howard: I'm a guy. There's blue and orange and pink... And sometimes you mix them and get different colors...?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />12-5 </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Rob: You know how many people are not coordinated? Lots. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Rob: Look. I even found one that's small and broken for you. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Rob: Have you ever thought about genocide?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Rob. Sausage making bee man. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Rob: From butts to wieners. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />12-6 <br />Nhu: Are you ok?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Vedran: I'm drunk. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />M2: Hey, Danel is here!</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Vedran: Let's punch him in the throat!</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />12-7 </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">C3: I love man meat. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />C3: At least you don't have a crappy little hand. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Anthony: What's a figgy pudding?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />C3 Do I touch it?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />12-10</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Rob: Shoot me</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Me: Only if you shoot me first</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Rob: Aww. It's like a death pact. How cute. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Me: Why do you keep bees?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Rob: it's like having 60,000 little pets. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Rob: hahahajajajaha... That was me laughing partly in Spanish. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />12-12 </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Rob one of these days I'm going to wear my wrestling clothes and then your ass is mine. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Rob: my jeans aren't that tight. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Cash: Oh nom nom nom. Daddy issues. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Cash: I look like a pink candle kind of guy. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />C3: Rube-in-stine </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />12-3 </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Cash: I have a tongue like iron</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />12-24 </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Starbucks guy: She's like a chinchilla. She takes baths in dust. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">12-28</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Jake: I really want to go back to my family. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Shea: Know what I like about drag queens? </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />12-29 </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Caroline: Someone needs a nap. And it's me. </span></span></div>
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AGallagherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09585043073463529532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265165366265782804.post-48710378761938868282013-09-30T15:19:00.000-05:002013-11-07T16:28:06.590-06:00Quotes: Third Quarter 2013<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_78" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2496" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2495"><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2494">7-4 </span></span></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_78" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2496" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2495"><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2494">C3 about the meatballs my mom was cooking: How close are those to being done?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_80" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2504" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Jonny: I used to have a crush on Mulder... That's
the woman right?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Shea: Are those Xmen dollars?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_84" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2508" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Erica: That's weird.
That's a weird thing to love. </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_85" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2509" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Vanessa after a super loud firework: Oh my god is that ok!?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Shea: You should watch Erica's sex syrup. </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_89" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2513" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_90" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2514" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">7-6 </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_90" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2514" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">M2: I mean... I remember going to Cracker Barrel....</span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_91" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2515" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Me: You mean Crack Fox?</span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_92" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2516" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_93" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2517" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">M2: I like
fodder. It's a good word, starts with f... </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_94" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2518" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_95" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2519" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">M2: Small dreams in the day time.</span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_98" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2522" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_99" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2523" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: It's like a dragon eating a rat fetus. </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_100" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2524" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_101" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2525" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">7-7 </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_101" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2525" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Mom: Grab that baby! </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_102" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2526" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_103" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2527" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">7-8 </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_103" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2527" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Nhu:
Where'd I put that sandwich? Oh shit. It's on the floor. </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_104" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_105" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">7-10 </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_105" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Mom: I think she buffed a hair off my toe and then laughed about it. </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_106" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_107" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">7-11 </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_107" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Emily: Hopefully I make some friends, and they don't
like... rape me. </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_108" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_109" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">7-13 </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_109" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: There was too much talking and not enough robot fighting. </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_110" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_111" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">M2: Too late. Already touching it. </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_112" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_113" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Me: You'd get a nice nap in.</span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_114" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">M2: Yeah it's called a concussion.</span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_115" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_116" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2528" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">7-18 </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_116" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1380570872955_2528" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">I mean I like powdered sugar, but not on twat waffles. </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_117" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_118" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">I mean if my fictional girlfriend told me we were having twat waffles for breakfast.... </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_119" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_120" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">7-19</span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_120" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Mark: Now I can drink another ten cups of coffee and die. </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_125" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_126" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Mark: This is the stripper by the way. Thanks for that.</span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_127" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Audrey: How do you know?</span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_128" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Mark: She told me. In the interview.</span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_129" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_130" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">7-20 </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_130" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Sue: Try to look black.</span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_130" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"> </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_130" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Jake: He tried to drown
me.</span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_133" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_134" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">7-21 </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_134" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: I sat in some sap.</span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_135" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_136" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">7-22 </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_136" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Mark to me: You are my father. </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_141" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_142" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Doner: Cheerio, mother fucker.</span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_143" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_144" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Ol: I hope your day is
game as fuck. </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_145" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_146" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">7-31 </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_146" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Dad: It sounds profane. If anyone FBed me I'd go kick their ass.</span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_148" style="line-height: 24px;">
<br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">8-2 </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_148" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: nothing cures boredom like cocaine. </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_151" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_152" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">8-3</span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_152" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: I like hitting things with sticks. </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_153" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_154" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Emily: I'm pregnant with thought. </span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_155" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="yiv816055118yui_3_7_2_42_1380140067509_156" style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: Look at that kitty. It's like a little panther. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">8-4 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Emily: Do you remember the robot that was stalking
me?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">8-5 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Me: I could get you some kale.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Mark: I'd rather die. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">8-7 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Mark. What are these mason jars in here? It looks
like urine. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Sinh: He's a cool cat, and I like cats. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: Have you ever seen a kangaroo? They are t-rex deer. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">M2: Can I pass on this post-hiking breakfast? I'm afraid this may manifest into post-hiking mid-day drinking. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">8-10 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: There's your dose of smiles for the day. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Mike T: They poop out eggs. A lot. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Jake, about N64: Want me to let you win?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">8-13 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Druid: I know how to handle a staff. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">8-14 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: You're a vampire. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Nick Garvey: I hate churches because.... </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Nick Garvey: I bet you did. Because you're a great artist. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Random bar guy: I have a Ryan Adams tattoo. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Nick Garvey: I know what his job is. He's a Walmart greeter. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Nick Garvey: I'm straight right now. I'd fuck a girl right now. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Nick Garvey: I could sell this cigarette for a crack rock. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Nick Garvey: I'm sorry
my fancy shoes don't click when I walk. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: I hope I don't look like that when I run. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Nick Garvey: I pissed on Wash U. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: You thought about it and then you ran into the bushes. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">8-15 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Tim: Were you the bait?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Audrey to Druid: I'm gonna stab you later. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Tim: I can't finish a bottle of Hendricks. I'll die. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">8-16</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: ...and there's my train of thought so no one ask me any more questions. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">M2: There's nothing but crazy, and cocaine, and bitches. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Emily: Lord of the Rings characters: Smeagol.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: Aragorn.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Me: Gandalf</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Nhu: Is it Billy..?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: I'm the second coming of Aaron Carter. Carter two.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Mom. He's gay... is he strong?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">8-21 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Mark: I don't want you to see his naked body. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Mom: She's six, and I'm afraid of this little bitch. She's gonna shank me. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Woodge: I'm going to steal this, and I don't want anyone to see</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Me: What is it?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Woodge: This rock. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">8-24</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Cash: I like leather. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Cash: To the disappointment of many a fellow, I'm not.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Me: Sit still.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Keo: I can't do that, or I'll explode. My whole body is the bus from Speed.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">8-27</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: I think our intern is getting cheeky. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: All the tasties are back. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">8-29 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Mark to me: If you google "Chris Bruehl" your photo comes up.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Mark: What are you doing, Chris?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Doner: Googling "spider eyes." </span></div>
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<div style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Advice from Kidwell: Pepto
and vodka. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">8-30</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Mark: Sure that's just what we need. Give you sharp objects to throw.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Cash: So that's going to be a whole bunch of pajamas.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Cash: No one expects velocorapters. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Cash: 20-80.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Cash: Sometimes, I'm a keeper.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Cash: You know what happens when I don't fidget? My butt hurts! </span></div>
<div style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="line-height: 24px;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Cash: I like how my head feels. <br /><br />Cash: I wish you could feel my head.... no... from the inside.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Cash: You might want to get more water cuz I
drank
yours too. ...I started laughing when I finished both. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">9-3 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Emily: .........glob glob.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: I'm not sure what to do with that. I'm going to let that one simmer. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">9-5 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: I like him... He's just so fucking different. In so many ways.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">M2: ...Sorry pupils are dilated. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">9-6 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Julian. I like Science City</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Me: You mean the Science Center?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Me: I like cinnamon on grits.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Lance: I like cinnamon on butter. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">9-7 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Cash: Raptor assisted genocide. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Cash. You have to know when to pull out. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">9-9 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Doner: Want to see something awesome?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">M2: Does it involve a primary color?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">9-10 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Doner: We suck five!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Emily: I don't like random solids surprising me in my liquids! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: Not supposed to be a surprise or
random. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Doug: You want to do <i>what</i> with that!?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Daniel Ronnback: It's bluebird, and between every photo you have the best days of your life. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Doner to M2: Are you eating yogurt and steak? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">9-12 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Antoine Berger: Life is a succession of choices. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: I'm not really a montage person.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">9-13 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Doner: I was going for "ghost." You're the only person that can see me. See? Sinh. Sinh. Hey Sinh!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">M2:
I want to steal his keys... GTA 5 is coming out soon and I kinda want
to prepare... These are very girly keys. I don't want them anymore. How
would Doner set down his keys? -slams them down- </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Vedran: you want me to go hiking? I'm foreign!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: Now I'm going to search that and see what comes up... This is a fun game. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: You should bring me meat every day. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Emily: This is blasph-fucking-eme </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: It takes a special kind of man to look attractive when he's pooping. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Emily: What are you... like... a manist? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Megan: I understand white people speak. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">9-14 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Mom: She doesn't drink!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Sue: But she's still funny... </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Pawpaw: eat the hamburger. Don't eat the pie. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Cash: And soon I will recede into my subterranean lair. ...Soon. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Matt: I thought it was black people and everyone else. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">9-18</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Vedran: Love you. No homo. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">9-19 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: I'm like 25% Chinese at this point. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">9-20 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Mark: Cut this. CUT IT FOR ME!<br /><br />9-21 <br />Cash: Anytime
I look for anything in this house I find a gun instead. Looking for
packing tape? Gun. Lighter fluid? Gun. I'm sure everything I need in
life is actually in the gun safe. </span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br />Cash: I'll kiss a girl with lip gloss!<br /><br />9-23 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Vedran: Did you see that!?<br />Doner: I did. I'm impressed. <br />Vedran leaves.<br />Doner: I'm not really impressed. <br /><br />9-24 </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Cash: I don't rely on medicine to make me feel better, but whiskey has been around for centuries. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Cash: Where did he go? I'm so concerned. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Chris Seaton: Are you going to straw it again?</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Cash: Might as well.
I'm
not enjoying it. <br /> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Cash: I don't always insult people, but when I do I make sure it's a good un. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Cash: I'd drink for you. Cash 9-24</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Cash: What your gonna do... Is change the dates. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Cash: I want you to use this insult... (starts laughing and forgets what it was.)<br /> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Mark: I got the idea from Donut Palace! <br /><br />Mark: What else can we get juice from? The blood of former employees?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">C3: Doesn't he cough on you in your sleep?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Cash: I don't always talk a lot, but when I do it's about Johnny cash. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Mark: My three year old calls him "the funny little man." </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Dawn: He looks like a giant wolverine </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">9-30</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">That's what I call retarded!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span>AGallagherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09585043073463529532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265165366265782804.post-58860843112143348592013-07-02T18:21:00.000-05:002013-11-07T16:21:47.903-06:00Quotes: Second Quarter 20134-23<br />
C3: I'm bringing a couple of shirts and sherberdas.<br />
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4-24<br />
C3: I'll bring you back something fun. Like bird flu. <br />
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4-25<br />
Ryan: Is that Cam?<br />
Me: No. It's a guy named Brian. <br />
Ryan: Is that Cam's brother? <br />
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4-26<br />
We did drugs off a cookbook. <br />
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Megan: Should I cough on that bike seat?<br />
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4-28<br />
Nick: Don't question my uncooked pizza. <br />
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Me: Can I have a piece of the pizza?<br />
Nick: I don't even cut it.<br />
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4-29 <br />
Megan: Wait… why is cake in parenthesis? If it means inebriation, then yes.<br />
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Shea: Hope is dead.<br />
Vanessa: Best team captain ever. <br />
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5-1 <br />
Mark: I like drawing attention to my chest. <br />
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Joel: I'm a well of odd lingo<br />
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5-4<br />
Woodge: Porcu-fucking-pine.<br />
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5-5<br />
Mom: Do you have glaucoma?<br />
Sue: No. Autism. <br />
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Sue: There goes Jim's chance.<br />
Jim: No.<br />
Sue: Best chance. <br />
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5-8<br />
Sinh: Haha…. Hahahaha…. ha… <br />
Me: What's so funny over there? <br />
Sinh: I'm just trying to make a shitty situation better.<br />
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5-14<br />
Mark: I can see this being creepy forever… There's a seven foot Asian man.<br />
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5-19:<br />
Tom: We're going to have great adventures. And they start tonight! <br />
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Sean: Do YOU hate Japan??<br />
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5-20<br />
C3: Its an ancient shake weight. <br />
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C3: Never give me a sword in real life.<br />
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C3: Hello, Mr. Black Man. <br />
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C3: I took off my clothes to be quieter.<br />
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5-21<br />
C3: I'm gonna stab your ass. <br />
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5-23<br />
We have two clients. And one of them is Audrey.<br />
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5-24<br />
No Pocket Friday. It can be our next Twitter campaign. <br />
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5-25<br />
I ejaculated a smile.<br />
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Emily: He'd be like… Ew. You know? Cuz I'm a girl…<br />
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5-28 <br />
Me: You can keep this (highlighter). It matches the color of your shorts. <br />
C3: Thanks. I can keep it in my pocket with the cap off. <br />
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5-30<br />
M2: I'm going to the bathroom to cry by myself. You tell no one about this.<br />
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5-31<br />
Shea: I'd slit Mother Nature's throat if she were in front of me. <br />
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C3: Just think about me when you're looking at your leftovers.<br />
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C3: Maybe you're just permanently retarded.<br />
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C3: I've got some knives….<br />
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6-3<br />
C3: Ohh. What's this magical faerie castle? <br />
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C3: What's your name, butt boy? <br />
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6-4<br />
Mark to Sinh: I'm going to start calling you Pocahontas. <br />
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C3: Seems like a good business for me to make black magic robes for a living. <br />
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C3: I need to tend my health. <br />
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C3: I gave him a staff of zombies so he brought that guy back.<br />
Me: So your friend made a friend? <br />
C3: Mmhmm. It's like paying it forward. <br />
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C3: You're gonna run out of magic soon, and then you're gonna be a sad fucking panda. <br />
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6-5<br />
Sinh: I'm so glad I have cable again. Spent all day watching hardcore porn… Pawn!<br />
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6-8<br />
C3: Whenever I went to the galleria with Sinh. I used to go to the movie theater for popcorn and eat it in the food court. <br />
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6-10<br />
What do you consider a cock ring? Let's talk about that. <br />
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Emily: What's this? <br />
C3: My happy station. <br />
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C3: I have a good joke, but I'm saving it. <br />
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6-11<br />
Mark: Notice anything suspicious? They're all Asian porn people.<br />
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6-12<br />
Nhu: Megan! Stop moving your face! …What are you doing?<br />
Megan: I can't move my face.<br />
Nhu: I can't either. <br />
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Nhu: It's dark in here. I'm thirsty. I need some water. <br />
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Megan: I'm only putting it in your mouth a little bit. <br />
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Digi: You eat like you're pregnant with three kids.<br />
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Digi: Remember the salmon? <br />
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Nhu: You threw up in this place!? <br />
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6-13 <br />
M2: Poor Remy? Poor me! You need a bigger cat. That thing takes forever. <br />
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6-14<br />
M2: C3 likes everything. <br />
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Chris Doner to Mark's kids as Sinh chases them: Don't let him get you! He's got diseases….<br />
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6-16<br />
Dad: You look like you've been up all night on speed.<br />
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6-17<br />
G: I reckon if I move fast enough the rain can't touch me. <br />
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Megan: it smells like child. <br />
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6-18<br />
Doner: -grumble grumble- Asians…<br />
Sinh: I'm used to tropical weather.<br />
Doner: I know. Go home. <br />
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Adalyn: Who's that?<br />
Mark: That's a big Asian.<br />
Adalyn: Hug him. <br />
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6-20<br />
Sinh: Did you guys just see Frodo? <br />
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6-21<br />
Mark: You didn't bring your teacher an apple? <br />
Doner: This isn't the 50s, Mark. <br />
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Mark: Haha. You people are actually bringing me joy today.<br />
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C3: Nothing exists.<br />
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C3: Going to get more sassy juice. <br />
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6-22<br />
Megan: I sat at the bar to see if I could attract weirdos in my nasty clothes, and I can. He's rocking back and forth. <br />
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6-24<br />
Sinh: ….I guess if you're hunting sharks and mermaids… <br />
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6-25<br />
Sinh: I'd love to play with a monkey like that. <br />
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Me: Like a bro date? <br />
M2: Woah. Woah. …yes. <br />
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6-27<br />
Mark: I'm not taking any photos. I'm taking a sandwich and I'm going to find a stone to sit by. <br />
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Sinh talking about meeting a gynecologist: I have so many questions. It's like meeting God.<br />
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Just jerking off and driving… they teach you that in trucker school. <br />
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C3: Check this out. I'm trying to pull this out of here. It's stuck. <br />
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M2: I'm busy. <br />
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C3: This is the special hand. <br />
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Sinh: You were talking? Penises? <br />
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Nhu: Remy! Stranger Danger!<br />
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C3: I like emus, but not ostriches.<br />
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No. I'm just gonna fuck your mom. <br />
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Lance: We just like making you laugh. <br />
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6-29<br />
Lance: I hate you, change. You fill my pocket with sorrow. <br />
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6-30<br />
Lance: To me, Chicago is a state. AGallagherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09585043073463529532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265165366265782804.post-22419307856739099242013-04-22T20:19:00.001-05:002013-04-22T20:25:03.445-05:00Quotes: 1-5-2013 through 4-22-20131-5<br />
M2: C3 is not a cat.<br />
C3: I can be for the right amount of money. <br />
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1-8 <br />
M2: I only want the third one. Your first two kids are going to be a mess.<br />
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Me: Need something? <br />
M2: Jason, Zach, Billy, Kimberly, Trina and Tommy.<br />
Me: I don't know what that means.<br />
M2: I don't know. I was just naming Power Rangers.<br />
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Nick: I'm trying to eat.<br />
Dad: Honey booboo, honey booboo, honey booboo's mom. <br />
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1-12<br />
Blair: They look identical! I mean… I'm not wearing my glasses… <br />
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1-14<br />
C3: Can you build me an army of boxes worthy of Mordor? <br />
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1-18<br />
C3: Sounds like you're all going to get food poisoning. <br />
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1-19<br />
Grandpa: White delights.<br />
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1-22<br />
Dave: What's this cat's name? Not that it matters. We could call it "Disinfectant Wipes" and it'd come.<br />
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1-24<br />
M2: Would it help if I told you I'm Asian? <br />
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1-25<br />
Nick Cash: Crack cocaine and prostitutes. Enjoy your cake. <br />
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1-29<br />
Sinh: I risked my life for coconut once.<br />
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1-31<br />
Dave: You gotta play the game, bitch. <br />
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2-4<br />
C3: Dave? Did you take my pants? <br />
<br />
2-5<br />
Sinh: …I get more likes with a cat photo. <br />
<br />
M2: It's built so it will float when it's in space.<br />
C3: Yeah. Me too. <br />
<br />
Emily: I'm not the evil sex demon.<br />
<br />
C3: If we live in this area I'm definitely buying a gun. <br />
<br />
2-9<br />
C3: Are we in a good area or bad? I see a Churches. Definitely a bad area.<br />
<br />
2-19<br />
Mark: I'm kind of a slum lord.<br />
<br />
2-21<br />
M2: I can feel your tears through the keyboard.<br />
<br />
3-8<br />
Anonymous: Genocide has its place.<br />
<br />
3-12<br />
C3: I'm going to ignore this for twelve hours and if it's still a thing…. <br />
<br />
C3: I'm pretty hit or miss tonight.<br />
<br />
3-13<br />
M2: I want a pony. My dreams are so great.<br />
<br />
3-14<br />
Mark: Waste yourself. <br />
<br />
3-18<br />
Emily: Gushers is my go-to example of why I don't like food to surprise me. <br />
<br />
3-25<br />
Anonymous: Nipple blades, glory holes, and Auschwitz. <br />
<br />
3-28<br />
Megan: Because he wants to spider monkey me? <br />
<br />
3-29<br />
C3 about M2's autobiography: Call it "Outside the Lines: A Coloring Book by Mike Ly." <br />
<br />
3-30<br />
C3: I am not a peep. I am not a marshmallow candy. <br />
<br />
3-31<br />
Jake: Abby? Do you eat bugs?<br />
<br />
4-10<br />
Ryan: Did that guy just pick up a lollipop? <br />
<br />
Mark to me: Got any of those pills?<br />
<br />
Mark: There's a pickle in his drawer. Sinh has a pickle in his drawer. Seriously. It's a pickle in a bag. <br />
<br />
Nick Garvey: Why is everyone coughing in this house? Do I need to leave?<br />
<br />
4-11<br />
C3: Just get a margarita and shut the hell up.<br />
<br />
Ryan: I'll be your scary wing-man. Sleep with him or I'll kill you.<br />
<br />
4-12<br />
Sean: Here is a bat manatee .<br />
<br />
4-16<br />
Mark: Are you Mormon? Does your shirt say "Mormon!?" <br />
<br />
Ryan: Aye yie yie! That hole was hot!<br />
<br />
Mark: One of these days you're going to bite into something. You're going to get electrocuted and you're going to die. <br />
<br />
Cam: I'm gonna go with "pop a boner."<br />
<br />
Emily: Why would I pull it?<br />
<br />
C3: What the fuck, bro? You fucking lizard. <br />
<br />
C3: I don't think she can. I don't think I want to. I'm not going to be pressured into it. <br />
<br />
Emily: No. What your finger wants to do…<br />
<br />
Emily: I know what a Bop It is, but I meant a Skip It.<br />
<br />
C3: The Bop It tangent is over.<br />
<br />
Anthony: I'll just chug a bunch of water. Do you have any bread? <br />
<br />
Megan: I have a violin and she wants to play it. <br />
<br />
4-17<br />
Cam: A filter? A filter!? You Canadians doing your weird shit… <br />
<br />
Cam: Who's Elmer Fudge? <br />
<br />
Emily: I can't do.<br />
<br />
Emily: So… Tell me about the chocolate carrots.<br />
<br />
Cam: Yeah. That "L" word? That's carrots. <br />
<br />
4-19<br />
C3 holds up a mirror to me: I'm surprised you didn't turn into stone. <br />
<br />
4-20<br />
Joe: It's like an escape pod for your phone. <br />
<br />
4-21 <br />
Candace: You cannot throw a Coach purse off the balcony!<br />
<br />
4-22<br />
Mark: I'm black.<br />
<br />
Doner: I think you just gave yourself cancer.<br />
<br />
C3: It's stabbin' time. <br />
<br />AGallagherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09585043073463529532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265165366265782804.post-41348547176710247752013-02-17T18:20:00.000-06:002013-02-17T18:23:37.105-06:00Quotes: Lost and FoundSometimes the quotes I collect are scribbled on tiny sheets of paper. In the process of packing up for the sake of moving, lots of these little sheets were found. <br />
<br />
Barbara: ...whoever pays me the most.<br />
Paul: I'll give you thirty-five hours next week.<br />
Barbara: You're going to hell for that.<br />
<br />
5-21-12<br />
Paul: That guy kept staring at me. I kept giving him weird looks, hoping he'd get the hint.<br />
<br />
6-28<br />
Dustin about his glasses: Someone told me they make me look special. <br />
<br />
6-30<br />
Jonny: Remember the time I put honey on your buttons?<br />
<br />
Paul: Alright guys... no more holocaust jokes today. <br />
<br />
7-7-12<br />
Me: Why is your tongue green?<br />
Trevor: Intergalactic space sex. <br />
<br />
7-12-12<br />
Me: Jonny is in the back making monkey noises.<br />
Jess: He should be in a home.<br />
<br />
8-17-12<br />
Joe Bishop: I have some sort of disease. It's called "my stomach is a sensitive little school girl." AGallagherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09585043073463529532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265165366265782804.post-34003975632837590372013-01-06T11:48:00.000-06:002013-01-08T21:29:59.221-06:00Quote List: July 1 through December 31st, 20127-2<br />
Mom: I'm going to be a dung beetle in my next life. I'm going to spend my whole life looking for shit and being happy I found it. <br />
<br />
8-4 <br />
Mom as she slams the door shut: Suzanne! No matter what, say "no!" <br />
Mike: Do you have a calculator? <br />
<br />
8-13 <br />
Shea: What kind of poor kids are we talking about? <br />
<br />
8-22<br />
My dad talking about Romney in this debate, "He looks like an adoring bride."<br />
<br />
Mom: Thank you for not eating the last half-pea.<br />
<br />
8-23 <br />
Dave: Roll it like a joint.<br />
<br />
8-31<br />
Aaron: Well this breeze can fuck off.<br />
<br />
Luke: Ha… ahhhh. This place is fucked.<br />
<br />
9-1<br />
Sean: You just gotta homeless it.<br />
<br />
Lance: I just pissed on a spider.<br />
<br />
9-3<br />
Anthony: Dumb ass horse movies…<br />
<br />
Shea: She's the one that sleep walks and eats sausage, right? <br />
<br />
Anthony: You weren't spoiled because you had hotdog buns.<br />
<br />
Anthony: Wait- go back to her aunt and uncle. She had a baby with what? <br />
<br />
9-8<br />
Dad: Yeah. I'm going up a one-way street. You're buying drugs. Who cares?<br />
<br />
9-12<br />
Emily: Eleven pounds of ginger chews coming through.<br />
<br />
Mom: I was ready to kill and die. <br />
<br />
Mom: I think I have rice under my toe<br />
<br />
9-15<br />
Cam S.: If Batman had a watch, this would be it. <br />
<br />
9-18<br />
Dave: Wow. Everyone is so indecisive! Lunch should be a festive occasion…<br />
<br />
9-18<br />
M2: I get pissy when it rains.<br />
Mark: You get prissy when it rains? <br />
<br />
10-4<br />
Dave to Sinh: You laugh like a girl. <br />
<br />
Greg: He calls himself Vader. What a fag.<br />
<br />
Greg: Re-cock-ulous. You're welcome. <br />
<br />
10-6<br />
Mom: Why do you deal me these cards?<br />
Sue: Because I love you.<br />
<br />
10-8<br />
Cam S.: What is this? <br />
Dave: A scale. For drugs. <br />
<br />
10-12<br />
Rosie: Dogs are awkward. Cats just kind of melt into puddles.<br />
<br />
Nick: The fridge of poor people: Beer, pickles and jelly.<br />
<br />
10-25<br />
Nick: Oh. I forgot she'd have to bring her family.<br />
<br />
10-31<br />
Cam S.: Does anyone else smell a turkey cooking? <br />
<br />
11-2<br />
Cam S.: That little tree almost took out a baby<br />
<br />
11-5<br />
M2: The last time she went to the bank some guy offered her "favors." We get nothin'. <br />
<br />
CD: Day drinking. It's rough. <br />
<br />
11-14<br />
CD: Holy essay of an email, Batman! <br />
<br />
11-15<br />
CD: Bippity boppity booyah. <br />
<br />
11-27<br />
Mark: I feel like a grizzly bear. <br />
<br />
11-24<br />
Mom: I don't know why animals are sexually attracted to me. <br />
<br />
12-4 <br />
Dave: That's what I need. I need crack. Right now. <br />
<br />
M2: It's not magic if it's real. <br />
<br />
Dave: What happens is I HAVE gum, and then some sneaky fucking trolls come in and steal my shit. <br />
<br />
12-13<br />
M2: I'm slightly on drugs so everything looks cool. <br />
<br />
12-30 <br />
Kidwell: Google "Murder in Honduras." <br />
<br />
12-31<br />
Ryan: The cops are gonna come. We're gonna get tased. AGallagherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09585043073463529532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265165366265782804.post-70407918133271895322012-07-31T19:02:00.003-05:002012-07-31T21:04:04.680-05:00Quotes January 1, 2012 - August 31, 20121-3-12<br />
Mom: I had a drug test and a TB test on my arm. They like me. <br />
<br />
1-6 <br />
Julian: I stood up and could feel it in my legs.<br />
<br />
Julian: You can't touch me while I'm touching myself. <br />
<br />
1-26<br />
Julian: It's a machine gun of happy beams. <br />
<br />
1-18<br />
Candace: You found him first. Besides, he's probably already in love with you. He'd be like, get away from me, vanilla wench! I already have my minty bride. I would be very happy for you. And attend the wedding. Looking for his brothers.<br />
<br />
2-6 <br />
Matt A.: Can you take professional photos of me and my cat? <br />
<br />
2-8<br />
Mom: This is where they find the bodies. <br />
<br />
2-11<br />
Lance: Come. Hold this. <br />
<br />
2-27<br />
Jason: It's like getting punched right in the motivation.<br />
<br />
3-1<br />
Brenda after getting her change from the soda machine: It's Vegas!<br />
<br />
3-10<br />
ShaNae: What is wrong with these crazy whores?<br />
<br />
Sue: She was just ugly. You just equated that with mean.<br />
<br />
Sue: Who's taking so long at the brisket? <br />
<br />
3-27<br />
Paul to Jonny: You look like a dingo- Wait… You're not Australian, are you? <br />
<br />
4-3<br />
Shea to Nate: You would love to have a cat to pet while you drink tea.<br />
<br />
5-5<br />
Jess: Is it just me or is he a nit-picky little bitch? <br />
<br />
Josh: Someone marked me with a pen because he thought I was too close to him.<br />
<br />
Jim to Josh: I bet you wore a lot of corduroy. <br />
<br />
5-7<br />
Nate: You can't bend reality. You're not in X-Men.<br />
<br />
5-12<br />
Quinn: Can I eat the rest of Ellie's corn dog?<br />
Shaun: She licked the whole thing. <br />
<br />
5-13<br />
Nate: Does anyone else feel like we haven't done anything other than helping the guests? <br />
Barb: Yeah, and I hate people. <br />
<br />
Dad: Goodbye, whore. <br />
<br />
6-1 <br />
Micah: Shake a cancer baby.<br />
<br />
Mo: Fuck Holland.<br />
<br />
6-2<br />
Lance: My armpit tickles because you tickled it.<br />
<br />
Lance: That guy doesn't know anyone. Should we talk to him? His pants are really tight in the back anyway.<br />
<br />
Lance: They call me Ponyo and I fucking hate it. <br />
<br />
6-7<br />
Mom: It's like zapping ketchup: Hot-boiled barbecue sauce.<br />
<br />
Nate: When it's late at night and I have to go to the kitchen for a glass of water- that's the song I sing. <br />
<br />
6-9<br />
Shea: How many burgers do you want? <br />
Nate: Four if I'm feeling gutsy.<br />
Shea: Jesus. Really?<br />
Nate: Yeah. I'm fueled by self-loathing.<br />
<br />
6-10<br />
Barb: This is what the color brown would taste like.<br />
<br />
Auden: It's going to be loud for us, and we're going to get an ear infection.<br />
<br />
6-21<br />
Stefphen: What is that? A lynx or something?<br />
<br />
7-4<br />
Rebecca: For breakfast this morning, I had like… licorice. <br />
<br />
7-21<br />
Josh: She doesn't check your work, does she? <br />
<br />
7-22<br />
Shea: It's like hiking for your brain. <br />
<br />
7-28<br />
Josh: Why do you have a machete?<br />
Me: Why don't you have a machete?<br />
Josh: Because I'm not leading the life of the Children of the Corn.<br />
<br />
UNDATED:<br />
Nate: You're really good at laughing.<br />
<br />
Nate: Chortle, chortle, chortle. AGallagherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09585043073463529532noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265165366265782804.post-80186030240854502062012-01-01T18:52:00.001-06:002012-01-01T18:57:34.189-06:00Quotes: April 30th to December 31st4-30<br />
Tyler: Tom? I have a questions about tea. <br />
<br />
Tyler to Tom: Do all British people have short arms? <br />
<br />
5-7<br />
Lance: I don't want water beetle friends….<br />
<br />
5-16<br />
Kidwell Hugs Dmitri: You're a big guy!<br />
Kidwell Hugs Bryan Jones: You're a little guy! <br />
<br />
5-23<br />
Lance: I want to go out in a field and Sound-of-Music it.<br />
<br />
5-29<br />
Kyle Turner: Someone asked me what purpose cats serve… Let me put it this way, we bought 40 pounds of dog food… and zero pounds of cat food. That's all I'm saying… <br />
<br />
6-8<br />
Kelsey: Roley poley dumpy babies living off bagel bites. <br />
<br />
6-17<br />
Tracy: I'm going to have to drink a beer right here in the walmart parking lot.<br />
<br />
6-18<br />
Kendall: A beetle! A grasshopper! I love nature!<br />
<br />
6-23<br />
Tyler: I heard someone say "chillax" the other day and I almost punched him in the face. <br />
<br />
6-29<br />
Kyle Turner: You know that if you get too many artistic people in a room we all just end up painting each other...<br />
<br />
7-23<br />
Dad: It's like I have baby ass hair on my head.<br />
<br />
8-7<br />
Katie: Is your happy place full of unhappy people? <br />
<br />
8-10<br />
Peter Kromberg: These lies get more outrageous each year.<br />
<br />
8-13<br />
Mom to Nick: Does it not make you feel gay at all to judge the temperature of the bathroom water? <br />
<br />
8-19<br />
Mom: I like to play Sink the Splenda.<br />
<br />
8-20<br />
Tom! Look! Turkeys!<br />
Tom: Dexety dang dang dang. I was so excited I didn't know what to say.<br />
<br />
8-28<br />
Cam P.: if and when you get married, could i sing at your wedding?<br />
<br />
8-29<br />
Mom: Percocet humor. <br />
<br />
8-31<br />
Elsie: I want to dry my hair outside in the wind. <br />
<br />
9-8<br />
Maria: He says his dad kicked him in the head when he was a kid. <br />
Lauren: Like a lot? <br />
<br />
9-13<br />
Dad: I always wait for your smile. It makes me bright inside.<br />
<br />
9-17<br />
Joe from Rise Against: You going to the show tonight?<br />
Me: I wish I could, but no. <br />
Joe: Awe, then I don't want to go either. <br />
<br />
10-8<br />
Jake (covered in a Rams blanket): I'm a witch.<br />
Me: You look more like a ghost.<br />
Jake (still covered in the Rams blanket): I'm a ghost.<br />
<br />
10-9<br />
Starbucks guy: Welcome to Starbucks. What can I get started for you today?<br />
Me: I actually need a minute if that's okay.<br />
Starbucks guy: Sure take your time. Just let me know when you're ready.<br />
Me: Okay thanks.<br />
Starbucks guy: -starts humming the jeopardy theme song-<br />
Me: ugh. You suck. <br />
<br />
10-15<br />
Jenn: Is that the town with the white squirrels? <br />
Jessica: God, I hope so! <br />
<br />
10-19<br />
Me: What's that sound?<br />
(the other) Micah: Wolves. Howling.<br />
<br />
10-29<br />
Me: It kind of hurts.<br />
Dad: I know. It's like sucking in your brain. <br />
<br />
10-30 <br />
Kristi: How special is it? Like on a scale of 1-10? Like 0 being plain toast and 10 being unicorns? <br />
<br />
11-1<br />
Dad: I gotta quit doing that. Now I'm dizzy. <br />
<br />
11-4<br />
Mike (age 8): Do you know what patience is?<br />
Jake (age 3): I'm gonna beat you down. <br />
<br />
11-13<br />
Me to my dad: Do you like cherries? <br />
Mom: I like cherries if they come in the form of pie. <br />
<br />
11-17<br />
Amanda: I'm breathing in my mouth from anger.<br />
<br />
Amanda: It's like titanic smooth jazz.<br />
<br />
11-24<br />
Sue: It took my mom a year and a half to deliver. <br />
<br />
Grandpa: There are several buckets of dirt.<br />
<br />
Mom: That's a whole potato that didn't get mashed in.<br />
Sue: I told you it was lumpy. <br />
<br />
12-10<br />
Aaron: What kind of coffee is this? I went to McDonald's once and didn't realize you have to do all that shit yourself.<br />
<br />
Mo: I'm gonna touch your boob by the end of the night.<br />
<br />
Mo: … shitting in the sink … <br />
<br />
Mo: I was trying to heel-fight you. Just do it!<br />
<br />
Mo to Eli: You look like a gay. <br />
<br />
12-12<br />
Mom: I got to use my tambourine today. <br />
<br />
12-16<br />
Mom: Greg got Mike a Chia Obama head. <br />
Dad: But that's what I wanted…<br />
<br />
12-21<br />
Mom: You don't want to watch Justin Queerber<br />
Dad: The Beibs? <br />
<br />
12-25-11<br />
Dad: Hun? I put hairspray under my arms. I don't know what to do.<br />
<br />
Unknown Date:<br />
Greg: I'm going to go choke on a button.AGallagherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09585043073463529532noreply@blogger.com0