7-6
Adam: Now everything’s covered in nut salt...
Abigail: twin-doulie
7-9
Quentin: you should be in marketing; “Indianapolis. It’s about a 6.”
John: I can always tell when I’m getting really drunk because I eat cold shrimp and smoke cigarettes.
7-24
Rob: have you ever slept so long your kidneys hurt?
7-27
Nelly: he’s working hard, but what is he doing?
8-17
Scott: it’s chilly Willy. Tiny baby caterpillars. ...makes my nipples hard.
8-20
Abby: my future children better hope I don’t have them.
8-27
Scott: I’m gonna change my pants before I eat.
9-11
Scott: there is only... one gate
Abby: I’m not sure why my ankle is sticky
9-12
Scott: I know what matters in life; YOU matter...
9-15
Scott: going to the ozarks. Fucking around in the trees
9-24
Scott: she touches my stuff
9-26
Me: boys don’t wear thumb rings.
Scott, mumbling: wizards do.
10-12
Scott: Grumble box; you wanna touch mine?
10-13
Korey: that’s a wet Ramey
Scott: we went to a tree today...
10-23
Scott: great. Now I’ve got crystals on my cock
12-4
John W: were too lazy and our pants are too tight.
12-11
Scott: that’s some very aggressive friend making.
12-31
Abby: I do not pee if others have pooped.
1-6-19
Scott: I’m going to have nightmares about you blowing on me.
Me: You can’t pre-jerk!
1-12-19
Korey: this is what happens when you lie about your nipples
1-22
Scott: starts giggling in the dark
Me: what’s so funny?
Scott: I put more covers on you.
1-23
Scott: don’t do it! When you do it I thrash, and when I thrash I hurt myself.
1-29
Abby: this wizard with a cigarette caught a fucking daemon in a gourd in this bitches house.
Scott:... that is the weirdest collection of words...
2-2
Abby: it’s like being born again
Scott: what is?
3-10
Scott: just looking at her makes me want a tetanus shot.
3-25
Scott about his new undies: they’re like a dick push up bra.
4-16
Korey: these are the best carrots- oh wait, these are sweet potatoes.
4-30
Scott: why are you tickling me?
Me: I’m just touching your nipples enthusiastically.
5-1
Scott: it’s like a touch buffet; All I can squeeze.
9-2
Daniel: We’ve been called a Jew about seven times already this trip...