Fall Semester Quote List 2010

Fall SEMESTER  QUOTE LIST 2010

8-23
Kidwell: Look, Pakistan.... still there.

8-24
Phyllis: You gave him a book to read?
Michael Bond: Yeah, I thought he was getting a little stupid.

Phyllis: You know what I hate about Russians?

Phyllis: I had a feeling in the 70's and it didn't do a thing for me so I stopped having them.

Phyllis: Catholics are scary, have you ever met one?

Micah: You know what else is addicting? Heroin.

Sean: He thinks Velociraptors sound like this "caw yaw law yaw raw."
Tom: No wonder you got a job at the zoo.

8-25
Convocation Speaker: Boys fighting horsey-men

8-26
Reed: We really don't have a use for old people.

Reed: Paris Hilton has no talent for anything.

Micah: I could brand cannibalism. You look delicious.

Micah: Abby, I'm very worried that there's a Tom out there without shoes on.

8-27
Micah: Yeah, so... I fuck couches in my spare time.

Mark Salmon's wife: Was it dirty?
Lance: Yes.
Mark Salmon's wife: On a scale of one to ten?
Lance: I'd say an eight or nine.

8-28
Micah: It's like cheating in an ethics class...

8-29
Sean: Hey. Check out this homosexual logo I made.

8-30
Micah: I'm just glad I got to put Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, and Gilligan's Island in my presentation.

Bambi- So blood letting.... not a good idea.

Nick: Im pretty sure that the little people from gullivers travels don't appreciate you touching their shit...

8-31
Sean: I'll Old Yeller that in a second.

Kidwell: It bothers my wife because she says it sounds like a creepy Peewee Herman.

9-1
Evan: ...and these drunk ass girls-...... I'm just going to say bitches....

Evan: What the fuck? Where are my pants?

Will: We're willing to break the law for our customers.... well really it's more like a situational alliance of restriction.

9-2
Stuart: I'm going to plant a fuckload of trees.

Stuart: Everything could fail but it could still be really beautiful.

Jason: everyone else online right now I dont care about, so I ask you.

9-3
Kidwell: I don't tuck their portfolio under my pillow and say, "Oh gee. Someday... someday..."

Tyler: If you think you're going into this culture to fix what's wrong with it... Well I mean... that's what we did to the natives.

Derek: Piss and grits!

Luke: It's like I'm drinking Dr Pepper!

9-4
Dylan: I don't even know what a magnet is.

9-5
Luke: I want some beer mmmm.... and maybe some peanuts.

Jason: Knowledge and wisdom are both elegent and desireable ways to ascend to godhood.

9-7
Aaron: The first rule of community garden is you do not talk about community garden.

Johnna to me: Bring it, Sissy Sally!

Sean: Neither are Koreans, but they don't have a choice.

Me: Meow
Luke: Dammit

Mo: She's gonna make you cry. I'm gonna love it.

9-8
Marty: I thought it was a piece of lettuce and I was really confused.

Sean: Oh man, this tastes like dandelions.

Tyler: I love hotpockets.

Tyler: I'm a dirty lady.

Tyler (about four-square iphone app): Tom just checked into the adult cinema!

9-10
Kidwell: It's good for your digestion. Everyone needs a little regulation.

Micah: Know where I buy my cereal? Sharper Image.

Lisa: how do you pronounce that?
Lance: Good Luck.
Lisa: That's your answer?

Kidwell about Johnna's pinup girl poster: Can I have this? That's not appropriate is it... So with a clear conscious and a clean mind...

Kidwell: Instead of a run of the mill Kauffman thing...

Luke made a joke.
Kidwell: Crickets.

9-11
Micah: KCAI: We still give high-fives here.

Micah: Do you have a faerie god mother?
Abby: No but some of the girls made wands today.
Micah: You just ruined my joke.

Micah: It's ruining my sitting-naked-in-a-bean-bag-chair-eating-cheetos-and-watching-family-guy time.

KB: Girls, this is ridiculous. It smells like turkey legs.

Kat: Ma'am? Your tail's getting wet...

9-15
Mo: You can't sit there, Johnna and I are going to cuddle
Tyler: Johnna and I are going to cuddle. Sean and Luke can cuddle.
Mo: Man cuddle.

Tyler: Well from one perspective they look like carp. From one perspective, I don't care.

Tyler: Unless it's a magazine about sheep dogs or something....

Tyler: Contextualityized

Tyler: Design nuggets
Sean: Diz-uggets

9-16
Stuart: This might be super romantic and might take a few leaps of faith to get there...

Stuart: As artists, we're fucked.

Reed: But they still see vaginas. Figure that out.

Reed: I do love youtube, though.

Jason: You're not being insulted it's endearing

9-17
Kidwell: I don't have anyone proofreading this for me. I sit at home with my cat.

Kidwell: That was a weird trip wasn't it? Started with a project sheet and ended in Hong Kong.

Johnna: Let's send someone like Tom that he can't say no to.

Luke: You should be my friend. Can we have friends?

Jenn: I don't like tacos like women.

9-18
Luke: Kidwell's out in public?

Luke: It's like a pine forest and blue cheese.

Kidwell: I'm trying to figure out how much beer I can drink in three hours.

Micah: I wasn't born; I was designed.

9-19
Micah: I can sing every damn word of every fucking song in that movie, and I'm going to.

9-20
Luke: So I'm a total failure and I got really hung up on the name this weekend...
Kidwell: does the drunk symbol for drunk.

Kidwell: The Michelin Man, I've always been in love with the Michelin man. Not in a physical sense. He doesn't have a nose.

Kidwell: some of you will learn to hate environmental graphics. Here's a reason why you can't.

Kidwell: We're in Tibet
Luke: That's an awesome roller coaster.
Kidwell: Shut up.

Kidwell: There's ears with gears and there's ears with beers!

Johnna: She already hates us.
Sean: She hates you.

9-27
Kidwell: The first class.... there's something wrong with the first class.

Kidwell: Blood water? That's fun.

Kidwell: What's you're name Johnna?
Johnna: Sacajawea.

Kidwell: The mark was changed.... to protect the innocent.

9-29
Dmitri: The next person to say "shenanigans" is going to get pistol whipped.

Tyler: Anyone have anything to say to possibly anger your classmates, Abby?

Tyler: I think you should call it the "V truck" and put a bunch of male dancers in the back.

9-30
Tammy: You didn't lick it did you?

Dustin: Tammy? Are you huffing?

10-1
Kidwell: This is from the Lowlife... well... the other class.

Kidwell, pokes my arm and smiles: Touchpoint.

Johnna: I just need to stand up, my ass is numb.
Kidwell: Bad touch point eh?

10-4
Tom: Bring on the presentation Midget.

Sean: I was so cold I had to put tights on this morning.

Kidwell: I've never seen a storm drain so hellatious. It's like a troll lived down there or something.

Kidwell: Cute little black bars going over people's eyes like they're in an old porn magazine.

Kidwell: What are you smirking at?
Me: This "shoot yeah" comment.
Kidwell: That was for you. It sounded like something you'd say almost.

10-6
Dmitri: Just plug it into my belly button.

Mo: Let's just combine all of the groups.
Sean: Except for Bryan's.

AJ: Excuse me while I tune my string.

10-8
Mo: That's what happens when you live alone.
Kidwell: He lives alone? -whines-
-luke walks in-
Kidwell: Your roommate didn't wake you up this morning? Oh that's right.

Mo: Here's my puppy.
Kidwell: It looks like a wild creature. Like a bear cub or something.... or like a wolverine.

Mo: Someone pushed a cart down the road.
Kidwell: What kind of sound would that be?
Johnna: Hobo?

Micah: He's pregnant, Abby!

10-20
Lady checking Sean's ID: Well he looks like a baby.

10-22
Kidwell hypothetically to Tyler: Come here buddy, I don't want to put my hand around your waist.

Micah: I thought I kicked a turtle.

10-27
Tyler: Marlboro. Get the Good Cancer.
Sean: Smooth as Cancer.

Tammy: I'm angry about it and I want to take people down.

10-29
Nick: I didn't know you started wearing underwear again.

10-30
Dad: Go somewhere that sells queer stuff like that.
Mom: What does that make you?
Dad: I guess I got queer needs.

11-1
Bambi: So... How many of you have friends?

Bambi: Yeah I just say the mean words in my head.

11-3
Kidwell: Tom? Are you doing Mr. T?
Tom: I am Mr. T.

11-5
Mo: Quit your bitchin'
Kidwell: And get in the kitchen.... excuse me, I lived in the south for a number of years. No offense to anyone that lived in the south. I don't want to get in trouble.
Sean: Now you need to hug us all.

11-7
Tammy: This is Tom. He rides unicycles.

Dustin: If Kidwell doesn't like this, I'm going to dump out his Altoids tin.

Mo: If you're too straight there's something wrong with you.
Dustin: That's what I've always said.

11-8
Tom: Did you get a lot done?
Me: Nope.
Micah: I found a crunch berry under my couch.

Mo: What if we haven't put it on the cas?
Kidwell, out of sight, from far away: Please do it!
Mo: How does he always hear me?
Kidwell, still far away: You have a beautiful voice.

Sean: I forgot about that.
Kidwell: Dumb ass.

Kidwell: Or whatever you kids do today.
Sean: Mostly drugs.
Kidwell: Shut up.

11-12
Kidwell: Oh my goodness. Shit.

Kidwell: Did you get a flea shot cuz I did, so don't hit me.
Me: Why did you get a flea shot?
Kidwell: Because I come in contact with children.

11-14
Johnna: The worst thing that happens is we disappoint her.

11-15
Kidwell: You know what sounds good? An ice cream sandwich. Like three of 'em.

11-18
Michelle, deciding she needed a break from work, to Kirk: I have to go to Cost-co to get ingredients for Sangria.

11-22
Me: Why is she sleeping?
Micah: She stayed up all night reading the bible.

11-24
Mom: You really don't want to say "bosom, mom, and hump" all in the same sentence.

12-2
Armin Vit: Then it's bath-time, then it's story-time and I read the same fucking story... I love my kids, but Jesus Christ. It's the same story. Don't you kids GET it?

Armin Vit: They didn't know what to do. They're used to old ladies coming in for kitty stamps or whatever.
Armin Vit: It's a pseudonym I use to do evil things online.

Armin Vit: It's not like we're jumping up and down on our bed with 100 dollar bills and cocaine...

12-3
Amanda: When you were talking about your project I started thinking about myself.

12-7
Reed: A lot of you said you wanted to have a career and a family but weren't sure you could have both... You can. Well first you have to find a mate...

Reed: Abby was the only one that said the world "selfish" and didn't think of it as a bad thing.

12-8
Rob: No one wants to keep track of their lipids. 




RANDOM THINGS THAT I FORGOT TO DATE:

Luke: Diabetes robot.

Luke: I'm almost so drunk I can't chew.

Sean: Extreme awkwardness is my business, Chris, and business is booming!