Stag: Juice? Juice is not a food. It COMES from food...
Stag: Stop trying to be Atlas.
John: He is the longest human being.
Adella: I’m probably sure I need to be sober.
La: I will sit this round out. It will take me this long to find my water bottle.
Stag: Yoda is a Jew!!!
Stag: My daggers are impressive.
Abigail: Give me that again because I want it.
Adella: LA has some really fucked up logic about coming...
Adam: This is the symbol of our work friendship.
Andrew PG: I’m going to get you to drink. We’ll take it slow. It’s a 12-step process.
John: You looked like ET at the bottom of the drainpipe.
John: I saw a deer freaking out.
John: I feel bonded to you after my nightmare.
Adam: I don’t think you hate people. I think you hate the dark side of people, and I think you hate being disappointed by them.
John: There were tons of sausage birds...
John: I don’t hot butt that often.
John: Don’t feed me doughnuts.
John: We’ve got George P. Bush. Little bitta P little bitta Bush.
Quentin: Yeah the first question that guy asked me was something about a hotdog in a bathroom.
Adam: Keep your hands off my regions.
Velton: If you build it... they will hate.
Mom: And we’re not having goddamn sandwiches for supper either.
Dad: She likes Billy Joel. ...and I like Blood Rock.
John: Kat freedogging it. ...walking around with loosies.
Matt: Sure, Utopia would be great, but that is the same fake concept as Heaven. Social justice is now a religion, and if you don't follow the rules you are a sinner.