Thursday, October 5, 2017

Quote List: Third Quarter, 2017

7-5 
Stag: Hope you can read my writing. I studied at the institute of calligraphy for inebriated chickens.

7-7
Rob: So it's "we" when you're drinking? 

7-12
Titus: I read one book a year, and that's The Great Gatsby.

Dan: All the old people in this commercial are dead now. 

7-20 
Stag: The weapon of joy....dick nickname...called it!

Stag: Can't change hotdogs in the middle of the river.

Stag; Well if my tastes aren't "palatable" you might jerk the wheel into a goddamned dutch bridge abutment.

7-22
AJ: ...that song is about breakfast food. 

7-27 
Stag: Redneck smith life struggle is real: Gluing leather to a block fore a new strop with spray adhesive...arm was stuck to my computer desk... Thought I caught myself with the mist... It was bbq sauce from my ribs tonight.

7-29
Trent: Awww look at this quaint little town. ...I could never fucking live here. 

8-5
Johnna: That's easy to remember; "Cock."
Abby: Cock is always easy to remember, even when you wish you could forget. 

8-10
Mom: Who needs the eclipse when I can just be blinded by texts from my kids! 

8-12
LA: That makes sense; Opium. 

Stag: So we're talking 1 out of 3 on incest. Bad odds. 

8-17
Dan: Rooney's Facebook page is like all snakes, all the time. 

8-26 
LA: ...we called him Party Pockets.

8-28
Stag: Don't pass the buck. 
Me: I always pass the buck. 'Tis why I'm broke. 

8-29
Nick: I need more Christmas tree.  

9-8
Stag: Expand that. Make seams, not division. 

Stag: I no homo. Barely homo sapien. 

Stag: I'm slightly soberer. 

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