1-5 Jesus: You're the most sophisticated robot I've ever met. 1-9 Bartender at Manifesto after a woman laughs obnoxiously one too many times: Jesus Christ with this lady! Bartender at Manifesto: He was a belligerent whistler. 1-10 Steve: We're like the United Nations of the Midwest. 1-21 Steve: Where'd you get it at? The podcast store? 2-7 Jeff: Hi, I'm Spider-Man. Jeff: My body loves pollen. JB: Do you have the lighter? Jeff: It's blue, or it's green. It should stick out. JB: That's not the question that I asked you. 2-8 JB: We don't set the table. That's what the help does. 2-13 Rob: I'm a cheap Jew bastard, and I'm not even Jewish. 2-14 Mom: I'm eating icing out of the can with a fork. 2-15 Rob: The water pressure is like a kid peeing on you. 2-15 Rob: I have Internet on my phone. 2-17
2-20 Ron: If you had one wish... Me: -goes into a detailed explanation of my one wish for the podcast- Steve: I would COMPLETELY second that, but if I had a second wish... 1-23 Kristen: My hand looks like it got scratched by a cat, but really I just wore a really sparkly dress. 2-28 Rob: I don't pray, but I'll hope to Satan. Rob: I'm not above that; I'll beat up a homeless man. 3-1 Max: No corporate Bambi face. 3-6 Johnna: My pants just unbuttoned. Johnna: I do not have plastic legs. 3-7 Max: That's what Mickey Mouse says about liquor. Cavery: I punted a cat once. 3-11 Jason: What's going on here? What kind of Amish are these?! 3-13 Nick: I know you well enough to know that it's the April Ludgate Dwyer factor of your personality 3-16 Arla CEO: We're a very liberal country. Inventors of porn. ...back in '68. 3-17 Nicole: Am I going to suffocate? I have to sleep facing up so I don't die! They're too fluffy! 3-21 Rob: It's because he has wizard powers. 3-23 Rob: I seriously got distracted by her head.