Sometimes the quotes I collect are scribbled on tiny sheets of paper. In the process of packing up for the sake of moving, lots of these little sheets were found.
Barbara: ...whoever pays me the most.
Paul: I'll give you thirty-five hours next week.
Barbara: You're going to hell for that.
Paul: That guy kept staring at me. I kept giving him weird looks, hoping he'd get the hint.
Dustin about his glasses: Someone told me they make me look special.
Jonny: Remember the time I put honey on your buttons?
Paul: Alright guys... no more holocaust jokes today.
Me: Why is your tongue green?
Trevor: Intergalactic space sex.
Me: Jonny is in the back making monkey noises.
Jess: He should be in a home.
Joe Bishop: I have some sort of disease. It's called "my stomach is a sensitive little school girl."