9-28 Lauren: I'm about to drink my dirt right now. 9-29 Lauren: I don't like cinnamon that much. ...I had a bad experience with a cookie. Me (requested by Rob): I feel like this is asking for a lot of dick fingers. 10-1 Rob: It's a superpower, Abby, not an STD. 10-3 AIDS is funny. 10-4 Rob: I don't cuddle with racists. Rob: You kind of packed like a woman for two days. Jeff: I didn't know what the weather was going to be like! 10-14 Rob: An ass is for sitting and pooping. It is not for touching! 10-15 Rob: in comparison to alcohol, water will make you angry. 10-22 Brent about our design abilities: Sometimes you guys use your powers for evil. 11-5 Kelly about her martini: It's better. I added several packets of sugar. 11-6 Rob: Rock the pear. Rob: That's the kind of bitch I'm trying to kick. Rob: If I had another hotdog, I'd eat it at you Rob: I don't wanna be Houdini. He died by being under water so long. Right? 11-8 Ryan: I fabreezed my hair. 11-12 Suzanne: Brandy for breakfast. 11-13 Lauren: Petsmart is having a sale. 50% off bearded dragons. Joe: How NSFW is it? Cmats: Just some light fisting. 11-17 Matt B.: Instagram has a lot of "spiritual moms," I've noticed. Woodge: I love that Canada also has white trash. 11-21 Me: Following you isn't exactly sunshine and puppies. Rob: That's because you drive a sooped up golf cart. 11-25 Diane Gibbs: Eat well, visually. 11-27 John: Just imagine we're in a canoe. Me: I don't think this is what a canoe feels like. John: ...we're in a gondola. 11-28 Jim: I can't. I have to butter the biscuits. Mom: Call them biscuits one more fucking time and I'm going to kick you in the throat. Caroline: Does she have AAA? Jim: No. She got rid of Milton a long time ago. 12-2 Angie: Do you guys know how to scissor? 12-5 Jeff: I mean they are mermaid crayons. They better all sparkle! Rob: Are you waltzing to Missy Elliot? Jeff: It's a sleeper sushi restaurant. 12-10 Josh: Imagine I'm trying to hug you through the computer now. John about the pillow he's suddenly on: Let's just share it. 12-19 Rob: The Fitbit lifestyle. Let me tell you about that... Rob: Cops can't deal with ghosts. 12-24 Woodge: My ex boyfriend, Ben, used to chimney sweep his house. 12-26 Nick: You and I have the same intestional issues when it comes to Subway lettuce.