9-28
Lauren: I'm about to drink my dirt right now.
9-29
Lauren: I don't like cinnamon that much. ...I had a bad experience with a cookie.
Me (requested by Rob): I feel like this is asking for a lot of dick fingers.
10-1
Rob: It's a superpower, Abby, not an STD.
10-3
AIDS is funny.
10-4
Rob: I don't cuddle with racists.
Rob: You kind of packed like a woman for two days.
Jeff: I didn't know what the weather was going to be like!
10-14
Rob: An ass is for sitting and pooping. It is not for touching!
10-15
Rob: in comparison to alcohol, water will make you angry.
10-22
Brent about our design abilities: Sometimes you guys use your powers for evil.
11-5
Kelly about her martini: It's better. I added several packets of sugar.
11-6
Rob: Rock the pear.
Rob: That's the kind of bitch I'm trying to kick.
Rob: If I had another hotdog, I'd eat it at you
Rob: I don't wanna be Houdini. He died by being under water so long. Right?
11-8
Ryan: I fabreezed my hair.
11-12
Suzanne: Brandy for breakfast.
11-13
Lauren: Petsmart is having a sale. 50% off bearded dragons.
Joe: How NSFW is it?
Cmats: Just some light fisting.
11-17
Matt B.: Instagram has a lot of "spiritual moms," I've noticed.
Woodge: I love that Canada also has white trash.
11-21
Me: Following you isn't exactly sunshine and puppies.
Rob: That's because you drive a sooped up golf cart.
11-25
Diane Gibbs: Eat well, visually.
11-27
John: Just imagine we're in a canoe.
Me: I don't think this is what a canoe feels like.
John: ...we're in a gondola.
11-28
Jim: I can't. I have to butter the biscuits.
Mom: Call them biscuits one more fucking time and I'm going to kick you in the throat.
Caroline: Does she have AAA?
Jim: No. She got rid of Milton a long time ago.
12-2
Angie: Do you guys know how to scissor?
12-5
Jeff: I mean they are mermaid crayons. They better all sparkle!
Rob: Are you waltzing to Missy Elliot?
Jeff: It's a sleeper sushi restaurant.
12-10
Josh: Imagine I'm trying to hug you through the computer now.
John about the pillow he's suddenly on: Let's just share it.
12-19
Rob: The Fitbit lifestyle. Let me tell you about that...
Rob: Cops can't deal with ghosts.
12-24
Woodge: My ex boyfriend, Ben, used to chimney sweep his house.
12-26
Nick: You and I have the same intestional issues when it comes to Subway lettuce.
Lauren: I'm about to drink my dirt right now.
9-29
Lauren: I don't like cinnamon that much. ...I had a bad experience with a cookie.
Me (requested by Rob): I feel like this is asking for a lot of dick fingers.
10-1
Rob: It's a superpower, Abby, not an STD.
10-3
AIDS is funny.
10-4
Rob: I don't cuddle with racists.
Rob: You kind of packed like a woman for two days.
Jeff: I didn't know what the weather was going to be like!
10-14
Rob: An ass is for sitting and pooping. It is not for touching!
10-15
Rob: in comparison to alcohol, water will make you angry.
10-22
Brent about our design abilities: Sometimes you guys use your powers for evil.
11-5
Kelly about her martini: It's better. I added several packets of sugar.
11-6
Rob: Rock the pear.
Rob: That's the kind of bitch I'm trying to kick.
Rob: If I had another hotdog, I'd eat it at you
Rob: I don't wanna be Houdini. He died by being under water so long. Right?
11-8
Ryan: I fabreezed my hair.
11-12
Suzanne: Brandy for breakfast.
11-13
Lauren: Petsmart is having a sale. 50% off bearded dragons.
Joe: How NSFW is it?
Cmats: Just some light fisting.
11-17
Matt B.: Instagram has a lot of "spiritual moms," I've noticed.
Woodge: I love that Canada also has white trash.
11-21
Me: Following you isn't exactly sunshine and puppies.
Rob: That's because you drive a sooped up golf cart.
11-25
Diane Gibbs: Eat well, visually.
11-27
John: Just imagine we're in a canoe.
Me: I don't think this is what a canoe feels like.
John: ...we're in a gondola.
11-28
Jim: I can't. I have to butter the biscuits.
Mom: Call them biscuits one more fucking time and I'm going to kick you in the throat.
Caroline: Does she have AAA?
Jim: No. She got rid of Milton a long time ago.
12-2
Angie: Do you guys know how to scissor?
12-5
Jeff: I mean they are mermaid crayons. They better all sparkle!
Rob: Are you waltzing to Missy Elliot?
Jeff: It's a sleeper sushi restaurant.
12-10
Josh: Imagine I'm trying to hug you through the computer now.
John about the pillow he's suddenly on: Let's just share it.
12-19
Rob: The Fitbit lifestyle. Let me tell you about that...
Rob: Cops can't deal with ghosts.
12-24
Woodge: My ex boyfriend, Ben, used to chimney sweep his house.
12-26
Nick: You and I have the same intestional issues when it comes to Subway lettuce.
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