Del: I've heard that if you count to 8 sneezes, you die.... I get to six, and tears start rolling because I'm saying goodbye to people.
Rob: Look at her calves! They're so small! They're like beef medallions!
Me: Later, gator.
Stag: After while, dickhead.
Stag: We killed something together, so that wasn't gay.
Nick Schulte: We will design with paper and crayons if necessary.
Quentin: ...Still not how jeopardy works.
Quentin: ...Why don't those people have legs?
Andrew: Enhance his mustache.
Dan: ...When you say "enhance his mustache..."
Del: They have subwoofers in the seats!
Michael: Rumble in your bum?
Tony: Er... I guess we should go get drunk..?
Stag: Art keeps me awake.
Coty: This is how I get information about Spiderman.
Coty: I just want to know there is a Russian doll of meat. And it exists for the holidays.
Coty: ...But I assume he had a prostitution problem, and I assume they died.
Caroline: I'm not into the weird shit.
Rob: "The north never forgets..."
Me: Do you mean "The north remembers?"
Mom: I had a great idea for outdoor decor this year, but the Anti-happy Christmas Ass poo pooed it straight to hell.
Stag: I was trying to convey I'd pocket sand a rando.
Stag: I love everything...but I'll pick a fight for pocket sand...
Abby as requested by Rob: I can never find a homeless person when I need one!
Stag: Why is it always AIDS with me?
Mom: first of all, I couldn't eat peanut butter AND jelly together until I was an adult...
Dad, after pretending to sing a native American song...: Want me to do the second verse?
Me: Do you want chicken and broccoli?
Me: What are you going to have for dinner?
Dad: uh-oh... I was messing with the thermostat, but I tooted.
Mom: Quote list that shit.