4-7
Me: How's it going?
Eddie: About average; I spilled some honey.
4-9
Jeff: I didn't want to be that guy... Drinking in the parking lot.
Rob: El chupa cah, bra.
4-12
Woodge: You are my art wife.
4-16
Rob: Dick Missile. ...I think that's going to be my porn name.
5-9
Me: Rob isn't very good at capping.
Brian: He has woman hands.
5-10
Robby: They also make the sham-wow.
5-13
Devon: These were full-daylight floosies.
5-16
Andrew: Beau is going off on some gingerbread man over here.
5-21
Nick Garvey: This is how humans die.
Nick Garvey: If there's a dick involved I better get $200.
5-22
Megan: I have to poop. I think I'm gonna go home.
5-26
Nick S.: For the record, we work through tornadoes.
Philip: The sky is dark.
Dan: ...and full of terrors.
Michael: I think this is how Independence Day started.
5-31
Birdcloud: I can tell Lawrence is primarily blacks.
6-15
Brian: It just looks tiny when I hold it in my giant man hands.
6-27
Rob: He looks like some sort of plush toy.
6-28
Robby: I like the one light on over here.
Dan: It looks like I'm supposed to get a quest from Michael.
7-8
Sean Stewart.: My liver is the size of a puppy.
Rob: Anyone here like Afrobeats?
Sean Stewart.: You mean Applebees?
7-29
Chris: That's probably the third nationality I would not want to head butt.
Andrew: It's a surf watch.
Quentin: For when you're late and also under water?
6-31
Ryan: I thought I found the raisins, but they were dreidels.
7-6
Chris: $20 at Taco bell? Who are you, Nick Schulte?
8-23
Beau: He looks like my thumb.
8-26
Chase: Everything is edible the first time.
8-27
Coty Speaking about vinegar: I mean I'll deal with it, because I know it's in ketchup...
Coty: Secret best meth.
Coty about lumberjacks: Cuts them trees; sows them seeds.
Coty: The jizzasters is amazing.
Coty: So if I were to start a Zeppelin based company...
Steve: ... a shitty startup in the sky.
9-1
Nick S.: It's like entering the ocean from the bottom.
9-2
Del sneezes
Dan: Bless you.
Del sneezes again.
Dan: Bless you again
Del sneezes a third time
Dan: I'm done.
Me: How's it going?
Eddie: About average; I spilled some honey.
4-9
Jeff: I didn't want to be that guy... Drinking in the parking lot.
Rob: El chupa cah, bra.
4-12
Woodge: You are my art wife.
4-16
Rob: Dick Missile. ...I think that's going to be my porn name.
5-9
Me: Rob isn't very good at capping.
Brian: He has woman hands.
5-10
Robby: They also make the sham-wow.
5-13
Devon: These were full-daylight floosies.
5-16
Andrew: Beau is going off on some gingerbread man over here.
5-21
Nick Garvey: This is how humans die.
Nick Garvey: If there's a dick involved I better get $200.
5-22
Megan: I have to poop. I think I'm gonna go home.
5-26
Nick S.: For the record, we work through tornadoes.
Philip: The sky is dark.
Dan: ...and full of terrors.
Michael: I think this is how Independence Day started.
5-31
Birdcloud: I can tell Lawrence is primarily blacks.
6-15
Brian: It just looks tiny when I hold it in my giant man hands.
6-27
Rob: He looks like some sort of plush toy.
6-28
Robby: I like the one light on over here.
Dan: It looks like I'm supposed to get a quest from Michael.
7-8
Sean Stewart.: My liver is the size of a puppy.
Rob: Anyone here like Afrobeats?
Sean Stewart.: You mean Applebees?
7-29
Chris: That's probably the third nationality I would not want to head butt.
Andrew: It's a surf watch.
Quentin: For when you're late and also under water?
6-31
Ryan: I thought I found the raisins, but they were dreidels.
7-6
Chris: $20 at Taco bell? Who are you, Nick Schulte?
8-23
Beau: He looks like my thumb.
8-26
Chase: Everything is edible the first time.
8-27
Coty Speaking about vinegar: I mean I'll deal with it, because I know it's in ketchup...
Coty: Secret best meth.
Coty about lumberjacks: Cuts them trees; sows them seeds.
Coty: The jizzasters is amazing.
Coty: So if I were to start a Zeppelin based company...
Steve: ... a shitty startup in the sky.
9-1
Nick S.: It's like entering the ocean from the bottom.
9-2
Del sneezes
Dan: Bless you.
Del sneezes again.
Dan: Bless you again
Del sneezes a third time
Dan: I'm done.
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