1-5
Jesus: You're the most sophisticated robot I've ever met.
1-9
Bartender at Manifesto after a woman laughs obnoxiously one too many times:
Jesus Christ with this lady!
Bartender at Manifesto: He was a belligerent whistler.
1-10
Steve: We're like the United Nations of the Midwest.
1-21
Steve: Where'd you get it at? The podcast store?
2-7
Jeff: Hi, I'm Spider-Man.
Jeff: My body loves pollen.
JB: Do you have the lighter?
Jeff: It's blue, or it's green. It should stick out.
JB: That's not the question that I asked you.
2-8
JB: We don't set the table. That's what the help does.
2-13
Rob: I'm a cheap Jew bastard, and I'm not even Jewish.
2-14
Mom: I'm eating icing out of the can with a fork.
2-15
Rob: The water pressure is like a kid peeing on you.
2-15
Rob: I have Internet on my phone.
2-17
2-20
Ron: If you had one wish...
Me: -goes into a detailed explanation of my one wish for the podcast-
Steve: I would COMPLETELY second that, but if I had a second wish...
1-23
Kristen: My hand looks like it got scratched by a cat, but really I just wore a really sparkly dress.
2-28
Rob: I don't pray, but I'll hope to Satan.
Rob: I'm not above that; I'll beat up a homeless man.
3-1
Max: No corporate Bambi face.
3-6
Johnna: My pants just unbuttoned.
Johnna: I do not have plastic legs.
3-7
Max: That's what Mickey Mouse says about liquor.
Cavery: I punted a cat once.
3-11
Jason: What's going on here? What kind of Amish are these?!
3-13
Nick: I know you well enough to know that it's the April Ludgate Dwyer factor of your personality
3-16
Arla CEO: We're a very liberal country. Inventors of porn. ...back in '68.
3-17
Nicole: Am I going to suffocate? I have to sleep facing up so I don't die! They're too fluffy!
3-21
Rob: It's because he has wizard powers.
3-23
Rob: I seriously got distracted by her head.
Jesus: You're the most sophisticated robot I've ever met.
1-9
Bartender at Manifesto after a woman laughs obnoxiously one too many times:
Jesus Christ with this lady!
Bartender at Manifesto: He was a belligerent whistler.
1-10
Steve: We're like the United Nations of the Midwest.
1-21
Steve: Where'd you get it at? The podcast store?
2-7
Jeff: Hi, I'm Spider-Man.
Jeff: My body loves pollen.
JB: Do you have the lighter?
Jeff: It's blue, or it's green. It should stick out.
JB: That's not the question that I asked you.
2-8
JB: We don't set the table. That's what the help does.
2-13
Rob: I'm a cheap Jew bastard, and I'm not even Jewish.
2-14
Mom: I'm eating icing out of the can with a fork.
2-15
Rob: The water pressure is like a kid peeing on you.
2-15
Rob: I have Internet on my phone.
2-17
2-20
Ron: If you had one wish...
Me: -goes into a detailed explanation of my one wish for the podcast-
Steve: I would COMPLETELY second that, but if I had a second wish...
1-23
Kristen: My hand looks like it got scratched by a cat, but really I just wore a really sparkly dress.
2-28
Rob: I don't pray, but I'll hope to Satan.
Rob: I'm not above that; I'll beat up a homeless man.
3-1
Max: No corporate Bambi face.
3-6
Johnna: My pants just unbuttoned.
Johnna: I do not have plastic legs.
3-7
Max: That's what Mickey Mouse says about liquor.
Cavery: I punted a cat once.
3-11
Jason: What's going on here? What kind of Amish are these?!
3-13
Nick: I know you well enough to know that it's the April Ludgate Dwyer factor of your personality
3-16
Arla CEO: We're a very liberal country. Inventors of porn. ...back in '68.
3-17
Nicole: Am I going to suffocate? I have to sleep facing up so I don't die! They're too fluffy!
3-21
Rob: It's because he has wizard powers.
3-23
Rob: I seriously got distracted by her head.
