3-7
Scott: And if you’re impolite... well... you’ve got a new verbal sparring partner. And I'm not a punch puller.
3-8
Andrew Salter: I dont like any of weird lip stuff.
3-9
Scott: I fucking enjoy punching people for fun.
3-16
Scotty: It’s OUR Dutton.
3-22
Abigail: You’re so fucking sweet...
Scott: Sweet on you, beautiful.
Tabitha: I love brussel sprout plants! If I were a plant...
4-9
Scott: That’s not my cock, it’s a horses!
4-22
Scott about AJJ: It’s like if Charles Manson were a hipster...
4-27
Stag: You don't need me there to be with me. Always remember that.
Korey: How did my shoes get untied... BOTH of them!
5-2
Abigail: Furby wasn’t ticklish.
Scott: He might have been ticklish! How would you know?
5-4
Velton: Dev team under duress.
Scott: The cameraman’s on Craigslist.
Scott: Look what you did to my fingers....
Abigail: Next time don’t resist!
5-12
Scott: Psh. ..call me Ricky. ...I do love chicken fingers though.
5-13
Scott: Did I ever tell you about my mom fighting the raccoons?
5-15
Scott: Maybe we need a little more science..?
5-24
Abby U.: I don’t fuck with witches.
5-30
Scott: I haven’t had any mayonnaise today.
5-31
Scott: I’m glad I’m in love with you.
6-2
Scott: Korey is the puddle puppy of humanity.
Scott: Hilda’s eyebrows are distracting.
6-3
Mom: This is what a pimp hat looks like.
6-9
Bobby: What’s with all the black ones?
Stag: He’s got my fucking fingers!
Stag: Wow... that was really wet.
Stag: Fuck. I am fucked. Fuck.
6-20
Michaels ringtone goes off.
Adam: Is that your ringtone? That’s my ringtone too... We should wear the same clothes to work.
6-24
Tabitha: I’ve eaten a number of bugs for money.
6-29
Sean: I don’t trust anyone that can run a mile.
