10-1
Cash: I will wear a helmet.
10-9
Mark: I just need you to find me the fairies.
10-30
10-2
Mark: ...we keep him in the basement.
Mark: ...we keep him in the basement.
Rob: It's like drinking a campfire.
Rob: I'm like a 14 year old girl....
10-3
Sinh: I never shower. Fuck that.
Sinh: I never shower. Fuck that.
Steve: Actually, I'm waiting for my gun so I can get the hell out of here!
Druid: I've got a case of princessites.
Rob: You fucking suck. At life.
10-4
Rob: I guess I could be Robin...
Rob: I guess I could be Robin...
Rob: What if I don't want him to do it?
Vedran: I trimmed my Serbian beard.
C3: they're pleated. They hide stuff.
C3: I don't know what he's looking at down there.
Cash: I'll text you if I'm funny.
10-7
C3: So what do you do when you're not wearing sweaters and drinking beer?
C3: So what do you do when you're not wearing sweaters and drinking beer?
Cash: Isn't that the plot of Jurassic Park?
Chris Seaton: I could probably tackle an Australian / New Zeland gal.
10-9
Rob: I used to think capers were gross, too. Then I grew up.
Rob: I used to think capers were gross, too. Then I grew up.
Rob: You can't have Fritos?!
10-10
Cash: If this text conversation was about to be a college level research paper, that would be the motherfucking hook, my friend.
Cash: If this text conversation was about to be a college level research paper, that would be the motherfucking hook, my friend.
10-9
Rob: I just learned that Sprite is the number one drink for helping with a hangover. I don't really like sprite, but I'd give it a try.
Rob: I just learned that Sprite is the number one drink for helping with a hangover. I don't really like sprite, but I'd give it a try.
9-10: Rob walks in and sets a giant bottle of sprite on my desk.
10-9
Mark: The last time I tried to program my garage door opener using a YouTube, I opened my neighbor's.
10-11
Mark: If you are not Scottish a kilt is just a skirt.
Mark: If you are not Scottish a kilt is just a skirt.
Nhu: They have happy hour from 2-6
C3: Every hour is happy for me.
Mark: Every hour is not happy for me. I will not sugar coat it.
Rob: Do not take anything I say seriously unless I say..."I'm serious."
Rob: Facebook is for children.
Rob: This is how you make me feel when you order me to do things...
Rob: This is how you make me feel when you order me to do things...
Mark: I just need you to find me the fairies.
Cash: Tegan and Sara are my spirit animal.
Woodge: Let's just call it a rapey bar.
Woodge: I know you're friends with him, but it looks like he dyed his hair with koolaid.
Cash: I'm about 87% sure he did.
Cash: You're interesting.
Woodge: Thanks. I'm 30.
Cash: Do you want me to get more wood? Do you want me to blow on it?
Cash: You make me happy on a spiritual level.
Woodge: I love this night. Lets give hugs.
Woodge: Ducks like meth.
Cash: If I ever own a duck...
Woodge: He doesn't have teeth.
10-12
Rob: I'm like a little girl. Bladder the size of a thimble.
Rob: I'm like a little girl. Bladder the size of a thimble.
10-15
Jax: That's not what I'm trying to say. The monkey is not in the oven.
Jax: That's not what I'm trying to say. The monkey is not in the oven.
10-17
Me: Is that a burn mark?
Me: Is that a burn mark?
Mark: Yes. I set it on fire.
10-18
C3: Do you think that truck is full of blood?
C3: Do you think that truck is full of blood?
C3: I'm gonna go pee in the alley.
THIS IS WHERE THE TRADGEDY STRUCK AND SEVERAL GREAT QUOTES WERE LOST....
10-30
Cash: It's thicker than I'm used to.
Cash: Weird place for the trail to be
Cash: That's one thing Jim Beam has on candy...
10-31
Mark: That would be gay.
Mark: I find great release in ironing.
Mark: Dogs don't count. Especially starving weird ones.
11-2
Cash: If I could give one thing to the block...
Cash: Card master and picking thumbs.
11-3
Cash to me: Settle down, White Fang.
Me: What kind of pizza do you like?
Cash: Baby making music.
11-7
Vedran: Anyone listen to the new Eminem album?
Me: Yes. Love it.
Vedran: Tits.
11-13
C3: If you wear a suit without gloves you look like a business man. If you wear a suit with gloves you look like an assassin.
Cash: You made a waffle called The Smith & Wesson?
Me: I did indeed...
Cash: Marriage material.
Rob: ... But if you fuck up my fu-man...
Rob: I look like a catfish.
11-15
Vedran: Sinh, I'm going to visit you this weekend and chop your fingers off.
C3: Why is everyone laughing today? FROWN!
Doner: Thumb meat butt.
C3: That was a joke about domestic violence. It was funny.
Garvey: I don't know what this is. "Stockholm syndrome?" Am I retarded?
Me and c3: Yes.
Anthony: When I popped what came out?
Garvey: A defective condom would have been good....
C3: BAM! ...call me Emeral.
C3: I bite my thumb at thee!
Anthony: Well I give you the raspberries.
Garvey: That's because Mexico is dirty.
C3: Dammit she loves pterodactyl eggs! She fucking loves pterodactyl eggs!
Anthony: I can fix it! ...I can't fix it.
Anthony pushes the table, and looks around confused: Oh. I meant to scoot myself.
Garvey: She's a fat fucking bitch.
Me: I thought you loved her.
Garvey. I do.
Anthony. That wasn't even funny, but I laughed at it.
Garvey: HAHAHA! Iiiiii need to look this up.
Anthony: Actually those look like the gloves you'd wear when you kill someone...
11-19
Rob. I'm offering you an egg. I'm offering you an egg, and you're laughing at me.
Rob: Do you like peas?
C3: The sun will come out tomorrow
Cash: Doubt it.
11-20
Joe: My sister used to throw scissors at me.
Me: I'm working on my stop motion.
Cash: Me too. As in, I've stopped moving.
Doner: That's ok. I was too busy emailing you from the future.
M2: That was you?!
11-21
Rob: feels like a bad moon rising...
11-22
Sinh: Danel!
Danel: What!?
Sinh: It works.
Danel: Oh my god. Here I come.
Seaton: It's a tri-win-da
Seaton: Oh! Here's me in a turtle shell.
Seaton: I have a chest, too.
11-23
Garvey. I like the Latino bitch.
Cash: She's Israeli.
Random guy at Picassos: One of my buddies... Is writing a book.... About dragons.
Garvey: Cupboards!? I like people that say "cupboards." Ah. Sorry. Continue.
Cash: Have you ever tasted a real man?
11-24
Shea: I like murder.
Shea: He's tiny and he's fast, and he can fit under trees!
Ellie: Oh my god. This is not my favorite song.
Shea. I'm just tired from getting low.
11-25
M2: I got shocked in the ear hole the other day...
11-26
Rob: .... I just saw Steve running.
Rob: ... Can I just pet her??
11-27
Shanesha: That pie was amazing. I wanna put it in some ice cream... Or a milkshake... I need a nap.
11-29
Mom. I need my.... Get it for me!
Druid's Nick: Who licked me?
11-30
Rob: Definitely had dreams with raccoons in them last night.
Me: What is it with you and those gloves?
C3: They separate me from this filthy world.
Rob: Wanna make sausage?
12-2
Me: That actually made me really happy.
Rob: Are you blushing?
Vedran to Sinh: Shut up. Go back to your zone. Nobody likes you.
12-4
Hitler was pretty awesome.
Howard: I'm a guy. There's blue and orange and pink... And sometimes you mix them and get different colors...?
12-5
Rob: You know how many people are not coordinated? Lots.
Rob: Look. I even found one that's small and broken for you.
Rob: Have you ever thought about genocide?
Rob. Sausage making bee man.
Rob: From butts to wieners.
12-6
Nhu: Are you ok?
Vedran: I'm drunk.
M2: Hey, Danel is here!
Vedran: Let's punch him in the throat!
12-7
C3: I love man meat.
C3: At least you don't have a crappy little hand.
Anthony: What's a figgy pudding?
C3 Do I touch it?
12-10
Rob: Shoot me
Me: Only if you shoot me first
Rob: Aww. It's like a death pact. How cute.
Me: Why do you keep bees?
Rob: it's like having 60,000 little pets.
Rob: hahahajajajaha... That was me laughing partly in Spanish.
12-12
Rob one of these days I'm going to wear my wrestling clothes and then your ass is mine.
Rob: my jeans aren't that tight.
Cash: Oh nom nom nom. Daddy issues.
Cash: I look like a pink candle kind of guy.
C3: Rube-in-stine
12-3
Cash: I have a tongue like iron
12-24
Starbucks guy: She's like a chinchilla. She takes baths in dust.
12-28
Jake: I really want to go back to my family.
Shea: Know what I like about drag queens?
12-29
Caroline: Someone needs a nap. And it's me.
Cash: Weird place for the trail to be
Cash: That's one thing Jim Beam has on candy...
10-31
Mark: That would be gay.
Mark: I find great release in ironing.
Mark: Dogs don't count. Especially starving weird ones.
11-2
Cash: If I could give one thing to the block...
Cash: Card master and picking thumbs.
11-3
Cash to me: Settle down, White Fang.
Me: What kind of pizza do you like?
Cash: Baby making music.
11-7
Vedran: Anyone listen to the new Eminem album?
Me: Yes. Love it.
Vedran: Tits.
11-13
C3: If you wear a suit without gloves you look like a business man. If you wear a suit with gloves you look like an assassin.
Cash: You made a waffle called The Smith & Wesson?
Me: I did indeed...
Cash: Marriage material.
Rob: ... But if you fuck up my fu-man...
Rob: I look like a catfish.
11-15
Vedran: Sinh, I'm going to visit you this weekend and chop your fingers off.
C3: Why is everyone laughing today? FROWN!
Doner: Thumb meat butt.
C3: That was a joke about domestic violence. It was funny.
Garvey: I don't know what this is. "Stockholm syndrome?" Am I retarded?
Me and c3: Yes.
Anthony: When I popped what came out?
Garvey: A defective condom would have been good....
C3: BAM! ...call me Emeral.
C3: I bite my thumb at thee!
Anthony: Well I give you the raspberries.
Garvey: That's because Mexico is dirty.
C3: Dammit she loves pterodactyl eggs! She fucking loves pterodactyl eggs!
Anthony: I can fix it! ...I can't fix it.
Anthony pushes the table, and looks around confused: Oh. I meant to scoot myself.
Garvey: She's a fat fucking bitch.
Me: I thought you loved her.
Garvey. I do.
Anthony. That wasn't even funny, but I laughed at it.
Garvey: HAHAHA! Iiiiii need to look this up.
Anthony: Actually those look like the gloves you'd wear when you kill someone...
11-19
Rob. I'm offering you an egg. I'm offering you an egg, and you're laughing at me.
Rob: Do you like peas?
C3: The sun will come out tomorrow
Cash: Doubt it.
11-20
Joe: My sister used to throw scissors at me.
Me: I'm working on my stop motion.
Cash: Me too. As in, I've stopped moving.
Doner: That's ok. I was too busy emailing you from the future.
M2: That was you?!
11-21
Rob: feels like a bad moon rising...
11-22
Sinh: Danel!
Danel: What!?
Sinh: It works.
Danel: Oh my god. Here I come.
Seaton: It's a tri-win-da
Seaton: Oh! Here's me in a turtle shell.
Seaton: I have a chest, too.
11-23
Garvey. I like the Latino bitch.
Cash: She's Israeli.
Random guy at Picassos: One of my buddies... Is writing a book.... About dragons.
Garvey: Cupboards!? I like people that say "cupboards." Ah. Sorry. Continue.
Cash: Have you ever tasted a real man?
11-24
Shea: I like murder.
Shea: He's tiny and he's fast, and he can fit under trees!
Ellie: Oh my god. This is not my favorite song.
Shea. I'm just tired from getting low.
11-25
M2: I got shocked in the ear hole the other day...
11-26
Rob: .... I just saw Steve running.
Rob: ... Can I just pet her??
11-27
Shanesha: That pie was amazing. I wanna put it in some ice cream... Or a milkshake... I need a nap.
11-29
Mom. I need my.... Get it for me!
Druid's Nick: Who licked me?
11-30
Rob: Definitely had dreams with raccoons in them last night.
Me: What is it with you and those gloves?
C3: They separate me from this filthy world.
Rob: Wanna make sausage?
12-2
Me: That actually made me really happy.
Rob: Are you blushing?
Vedran to Sinh: Shut up. Go back to your zone. Nobody likes you.
12-4
Hitler was pretty awesome.
Howard: I'm a guy. There's blue and orange and pink... And sometimes you mix them and get different colors...?
12-5
Rob: You know how many people are not coordinated? Lots.
Rob: Look. I even found one that's small and broken for you.
Rob: Have you ever thought about genocide?
Rob. Sausage making bee man.
Rob: From butts to wieners.
12-6
Nhu: Are you ok?
Vedran: I'm drunk.
M2: Hey, Danel is here!
Vedran: Let's punch him in the throat!
12-7
C3: I love man meat.
C3: At least you don't have a crappy little hand.
Anthony: What's a figgy pudding?
C3 Do I touch it?
12-10
Rob: Shoot me
Me: Only if you shoot me first
Rob: Aww. It's like a death pact. How cute.
Me: Why do you keep bees?
Rob: it's like having 60,000 little pets.
Rob: hahahajajajaha... That was me laughing partly in Spanish.
12-12
Rob one of these days I'm going to wear my wrestling clothes and then your ass is mine.
Rob: my jeans aren't that tight.
Cash: Oh nom nom nom. Daddy issues.
Cash: I look like a pink candle kind of guy.
C3: Rube-in-stine
12-3
Cash: I have a tongue like iron
12-24
Starbucks guy: She's like a chinchilla. She takes baths in dust.
12-28
Jake: I really want to go back to my family.
Shea: Know what I like about drag queens?
12-29
Caroline: Someone needs a nap. And it's me.
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