Anthony: My head's on the path. Someone's gonna run it over.
7-17
Anthony: You're snark. Just go full Tony Snark on her.
7-17
Johnna: Dude, Pocahontas is fucking hot.
Julie: Am I playing against Xena warrior princess?
7-22
Rachel: You're more of the Cinderella-holding-a-grenade
type.
7-31
Woodge: What can P&L stand for? Pussy and lighter
fluid.
8-7
Jason: I thought I'd be drinking a bunch of beer, but I
ended up drinking a bunch of tea. What am I doing? Do you have some whiskey to
put in here? Because I'm kind of feeling lame.
9-4
Timothy Goodman:
9-16
Joshua: I hate to admit this as a guy, but pink stuff always
tastes better.
10-3
Mo: I was like a ninja... With my pants down.
10-4
Chris C.: Lotta disableds.
10-6
Lyn: I'm seeing cactus!
10-16
Steve: Did I miss the dick butts?
10-19
Kyle: You mean all I have to do is give three hours of work
for a sticker? I'm in.
10-21
Johnna: I'm over here having demon talk with my friend
Brycen.
11-7
Hung Liu: A part of me always looks up to see the sky.
11-14
Matt: You guys wanna go to a white Walmart?
11-15
Johnna: He's better when he's sad.
11-27
Dad: I've never lived in Ferguson.
12-5
Nick: Thank you, young man.
Jake: You're welcome, large child.
12-6
Katie: You have awkwardly warm hands.
Caroline to Maryanne referring to a veil for church: Do I
have to put something on my head?
12-8
Me: Are you trying to fist bump or punch me?
12-8
Me: Are you trying to fist bump or punch me?
Jesús: Clearly I'm punching you, but it's loving, like a boxer who can't flirt properly.
12-13
Alex: I only use my gun to kill things.
12-19
Tad: I'm from Kansas City fucking Missouri.
12-22
Nicole: It's just misting. I feel like I'm in the produce isle.
12-28
Dad after changing outfits too many times: I'm going to have
to take another shower.
Dad: You got your girdles and things, and I've got my
underwear.
12-31
Nathan: For my birthday, can I have some drugs?
Nathan: For my birthday, can I have some drugs?
Max: What kind of drugs?
Nathan: Allergy drugs.
Cavery: ...and your name is Sheldon.
