Quotes: Third & Fourth Quarter 2014

7-10

Anthony: My head's on the path. Someone's gonna run it over.

7-17

Anthony: You're snark. Just go full Tony Snark on her.

7-17

Johnna: Dude, Pocahontas is fucking hot.

Julie: Am I playing against Xena warrior princess?

7-22

Rachel: You're more of the Cinderella-holding-a-grenade type.

7-31

Woodge: What can P&L stand for? Pussy and lighter fluid.

8-7

Jason: I thought I'd be drinking a bunch of beer, but I ended up drinking a bunch of tea. What am I doing? Do you have some whiskey to put in here? Because I'm kind of feeling lame.

9-4

Timothy Goodman: 

9-16

Joshua: I hate to admit this as a guy, but pink stuff always tastes better.

10-3

Mo: I was like a ninja... With my pants down.

10-4

Chris C.: Lotta disableds.

10-6

Lyn: I'm seeing cactus!

10-16

Steve: Did I miss the dick butts?

10-19

Kyle: You mean all I have to do is give three hours of work for a sticker? I'm in.

10-21

Johnna: I'm over here having demon talk with my friend Brycen.

11-7

Hung Liu: A part of me always looks up to see the sky.

11-14

Matt: You guys wanna go to a white Walmart?

11-15

Johnna: He's better when he's sad.

11-27

Dad: I've never lived in Ferguson.

12-5

Nick: Thank you, young man.

Jake: You're welcome, large child.

12-6

Katie: You have awkwardly warm hands.

Caroline to Maryanne referring to a veil for church: Do I have to put something on my head?

12-8
Me: Are you trying to fist bump or punch me?

Jesús: Clearly I'm punching you, but it's loving, like a boxer who can't flirt properly.

12-13

Alex: I only use my gun to kill things.

12-19

Tad: I'm from Kansas City fucking Missouri.

12-22

Nicole: It's just misting. I feel like I'm in the produce isle.

12-28

Dad after changing outfits too many times: I'm going to have to take another shower.

Dad: You got your girdles and things, and I've got my underwear.

12-31
Nathan: For my birthday, can I have some drugs?

Max: What kind of drugs?

Nathan: Allergy drugs.

Cavery: ...and your name is Sheldon.