Quotes: Second Quarter 2014

4-2
Vedran: I love Sinh. He's my little... -whispers- bitch.
Danel: Princess. He meant to say princess.

4-4
Anton: fuck off, you robot bitch.

4-6
Rob: my freezer is full of body.

Rob: let's stab it.

4-8
C3: Shark Dad must be an asshole.

4-15
Emily: Who am I!?

4-16
C3: Rabies is rabies

4-19
Rob: It's big as a small baby.

Rob: You need the fucking bible.

4-20
Rob: I was squeezing.

4-26
Julia: are there black children up there dancing? Because if not, I'm not going.

Julia: Maybe god will come into my arms.

4-28
Chris: I wanna use that (pointing to the coffee roaster).
Me: Roast some beans?
Chris: I'm gonna put skittles in there.

5-3
Rob: Take me drunk.

5-23
Shea: When people talk to me like I'm dumb, I start unbuttoning my shirt.

5-27
Quinn: The paparazzi is here.
Ellie: And you're so fabulous.

6-2
Jake: Abby, does this change your heart?

Jake: I'm a wild cheetah. See that? That's wild.

6-10
Jake: I want to go back where I came from.
Mike: Why?
Jake: I like screaming.

Anthony: You should sext him.

6-11
Anthony: I'd rather be somewhere new with you than home.

6-12
Jake: I don't have powers. I need blue eyes to have powers.

Nick Garvey: Drug Forcement.

6-13
Anthony: Cards V Humes card
Woodge: Casual leotard.

Woodge: You're wearing a Polo Jeans Ralph Lauren shirt, which is how I know you didn't go to Harvard.

Anthony: Spiders for the heaven.

Woodge: This is what I look like in the 70s.

Woodge: Merca!? Fuck.

Me: What are we doing?
Woodge: ...Calzones.

6-14
Anthony: You rock me like a shark nado.