Quote List: Second Quarter, 2018

3-7

Scott: And if you’re impolite... well... you’ve got a new verbal sparring partner. And I'm not a punch puller. 

3-8

Andrew Salter: I dont like any of weird lip stuff. 

3-9 

Scott: I fucking enjoy punching people for fun. 

3-16

Scotty: It’s OUR Dutton. 

3-22 

Abigail: You’re so fucking sweet...

Scott: Sweet on you, beautiful.

Tabitha: I love brussel sprout plants! If I were a plant...

4-9

Scott: That’s not my cock, it’s a horses! 

4-22

Scott about AJJ: It’s like if Charles Manson were a hipster...

4-27 

Stag: You don't need me there to be with me. Always remember that.

Korey: How did my shoes get untied... BOTH of them!

5-2

Abigail: Furby wasn’t ticklish. 

Scott: He might have been ticklish! How would you know? 

5-4

Velton: Dev team under duress. 

Scott: The cameraman’s on Craigslist. 

Scott: Look what you did to my fingers....

Abigail: Next time don’t resist! 

5-12

Scott: Psh. ..call me Ricky. ...I do love chicken fingers though.

5-13

Scott: Did I ever tell you about my mom fighting the raccoons?

5-15

Scott: Maybe we need a little more science..?

5-24 

Abby U.: I don’t fuck with witches. 

5-30 

Scott: I haven’t had any mayonnaise today. 

5-31

Scott: I’m glad I’m in love with you. 

6-2 

Scott: Korey is the puddle puppy of humanity.

Scott: Hilda’s eyebrows are distracting. 

6-3

Mom: This is what a pimp hat looks like.

6-9

Bobby: What’s with all the black ones?

Stag: He’s got my fucking fingers!

Stag: Wow... that was really wet. 

Stag: Fuck. I am fucked. Fuck. 

6-20

Michaels ringtone goes off. 

Adam: Is that your ringtone? That’s my ringtone too... We should wear the same clothes to work. 

6-24

Tabitha: I’ve eaten a number of bugs for money. 

6-29

Sean: I don’t trust anyone that can run a mile. 

Quote List: First Quarter, 2018

12-30

Stag: Juice? Juice is not a food. It COMES from food...

12-8 

Stag: Stop trying to be Atlas. 

1-12

John: He is the longest human being. 

1-13 

Adella: I’m probably sure I need to be sober. 

La: I will sit this round out. It will take me this long to find my water bottle.

Stag: Yoda is a Jew!!!

Stag: My daggers are impressive.

Abigail: Give me that again because I want it.

Adella: LA has some really fucked up logic about coming...

12-15 

Adam: This is the symbol of our work friendship. 

Andrew PG: I’m going to get you to drink. We’ll take it slow. It’s a 12-step process. 

12-17

John: You looked like ET at the bottom of the drainpipe. 

John: I saw a deer freaking out. 

John: I feel bonded to you after my nightmare. 

Adam: I don’t think you hate people. I think you hate the dark side of people, and I think you hate being disappointed by them. 

12-18

John: There were tons of sausage birds...

John: I don’t hot butt that often. 

John: Don’t feed me doughnuts. 

12-19

John: We’ve got George P. Bush. Little bitta P little bitta Bush.

Quentin: Yeah the first question that guy asked me was something about a hotdog in a bathroom. 

Adam: Keep your hands off my regions. 

2-8

Velton: If you build it... they will hate. 

2-9 

Mom: And we’re not having goddamn sandwiches for supper either. 

2-11

Dad: She likes Billy Joel. ...and I like Blood Rock. 

2-26 

John: Kat freedogging it. ...walking around with loosies. 

Matt: Sure, Utopia would be great, but that is the same fake concept as Heaven. Social justice is now a religion, and if you don't follow the rules you are a sinner.