4-2
Vedran: I love Sinh. He's my little... -whispers- bitch.
Danel: Princess. He meant to say princess.
4-4
Anton: fuck off, you robot bitch.
4-6
Rob: my freezer is full of body.
Rob: let's stab it.
4-8
C3: Shark Dad must be an asshole.
4-15
Emily: Who am I!?
4-16
C3: Rabies is rabies
4-19
Rob: It's big as a small baby.
Rob: You need the fucking bible.
4-20
Rob: I was squeezing.
4-26
Julia: are there black children up there dancing? Because if not, I'm not going.
Julia: Maybe god will come into my arms.
4-28
Chris: I wanna use that (pointing to the coffee roaster).
Me: Roast some beans?
Chris: I'm gonna put skittles in there.
5-3
Rob: Take me drunk.
5-23
Shea: When people talk to me like I'm dumb, I start unbuttoning my shirt.
5-27
Quinn: The paparazzi is here.
Ellie: And you're so fabulous.
6-2
Jake: Abby, does this change your heart?
Jake: I'm a wild cheetah. See that? That's wild.
6-10
Jake: I want to go back where I came from.
Mike: Why?
Jake: I like screaming.
Anthony: You should sext him.
6-11
Anthony: I'd rather be somewhere new with you than home.
6-12
Jake: I don't have powers. I need blue eyes to have powers.
Nick Garvey: Drug Forcement.
6-13
Anthony: Cards V Humes card
Woodge: Casual leotard.
Woodge: You're wearing a Polo Jeans Ralph Lauren shirt, which is how I know you didn't go to Harvard.
Anthony: Spiders for the heaven.
Woodge: This is what I look like in the 70s.
Woodge: Merca!? Fuck.
Me: What are we doing?
Woodge: ...Calzones.
6-14
Anthony: You rock me like a shark nado.
Sunday, July 6, 2014
Wednesday, April 2, 2014
Quotes: First Quarter 2014
12-30
Danel: I don't want to hurt you. I just want to pet you to death.
12-31
Shea: Pretend he's a girl.
Me: I'm not judging too hard. Aloud.
Rob: I can hear it!
Rob about his car: It's hot like a weight lifting chick.
1-3-14
Nhu: I saw sausages in the kitchen.
Mark: LG? They make TVs and ice makers.
C3: Ooh you're making me giggle.
C3: She has puppy-pecia.
1-7
M2: Well this... was a waste... of my time. ...Ooh! Markers!!
1-9
Danel: Those were some nice kicks.
Me: Thanks. I can kick higher when I don't have these boots on.
Danel: You only have to kick this high to take me out.
1-10
C3: I killed a biker for this jacket. I killed him with a chain. I wasn't wearing a shirt. I got cut up and dirty, but not too dirty
1-15
Nhu: Is there a word for self-torture?
C3: Masochism.
Nhu: Assafixem?
C3: You're a grown woman. You know what boobs look like.
Nhu: Not a black woman's.
Nhu takes a sip of C3s coffee: Black coffee. Takes a sip of her own coffee: Sugar coffee.
Rob: If your dog were a human it'd be a crayon eater.
Rob: Just call me the waffle whisperer.
1-16
Rob: I brought you meat.
1-17
Rob: "Creeper" would be me sitting in the room with all the lights off laughing.
Rob: All I want right now... is Lee's Chicken.
Rob: What do you want from me? Perfection? I know what I want from me... Lee's Chicken.
1-25
Mom: It became this layer of fuck-tastic stuff...
1-26
Rob: I don't want you to see my gimp suit.
Rob: You're really going to make me play this for you to prove I'm not full of shit.
Me: I know you're not full of shit.
Rob: Alright. To impress you then.
Rob: And only you and I know we're going to wear it out like a dirty whore.
Rob: I'm really glad to see you. You bring sanity to my world.
Me: I'm the sane part of your life? That's kind of sad.
Rob: Don't under value yourself.
1-29
Rob: His proportions are wrong.
Howard: He was drawn wrong?
Rob: The big drawer in the sky.... was on Hydrocodone.
1-30
Rob: Last time it was the big hairy guy with the penis. What should we do this time?
Me: Can you feel my glare?
Rob: It burns!
1-31
C3: Well now what am I gonna do? I guess I'll get pretty drunk and go shoot guns tomorrow.
2-1
C3: My feet is too dry.
2-3
Me: You suck
Doner: That's what I do.
2-7
Danel: Well I mean... If you think about it... If you stab someone with an icicle it would just melt and leave a hole. "The perfect murder. He was stabbed with an icicle..." So yeah that'll cost you twenty bucks.
Budde: Don't spank my ass. Get it.
2-11
Mark: everybody loves me and talk bad about me when I go home.
Rob: Abby needs to be here right now. We'd giggle like two little bitches.
Wilson: He made me put the teapot on the coaster.
2-12
Danel: I don't like sticky things on my phone. It kind of freaks me out.
Danel about Sinh: His biscuit head is too top heavy. It makes him fall over.
2-14
Mike Ly: I hate this guy over here. See? All he does is serenade me.
Dawn: Speaking of friends... Where's my goddamn wake and bake?
Wilson: Well. Long story. I'm waiting for him to finish a poem and a D&D character.
2-15
Me: Just for the record I did not strip for this dollar.
Nick: Just for the record he (Anthony) probably did.
2-16
Ellie: Can my kindle do that? Just say no.
2-18
Danel: Hoodie. What the hell.
Mark: See? When I google it I get beanie babies.
2-19
Danel: You're not salty like a biscuit. You're sweet. "You're a sour patch." Fuck you.
2-22
Noelle: No problem, Nebraska.
2-23
Noelle: False hopes, Wyoming
2-25
Jessica. This is where we keep our community food, like Sriracha and tea...
2-27
Joe: Tea?
Andy: Tea? I love you. I want your babies.
3-1
Joe E.: When in doubt, shove it in your slot.
3-8:
Josh Stafaniack: What did you get her, a jar full of hate?
3-11
Nick Garvey: I think the drummer is a paranoid schizophrenic
3-15
Caroline: Her middle name isn't Slut.
Mom: Think you can hold it steady?
Caroline: I'm not sure.
Caroline: Fuck the Lent bullshit.
Katie: I should spit on Kristen.
3-18
Vedran: nenenenenenene
Me: That was not a batman noise.
Vedran: I got excited.
C3: I should be a parrot.
3-21
Rob: I wanna go to the white trash capital of MO this spring.
Me: Jeff city has some of the best ice cream. Central Dairy. Mmm.
Rob: I definitely meant Six Flags.
3-28
Me: Are you done signing that card yet?
Doner: All I've done is draw nipples so far.
3-31
Rob: You're such a fragile flower.
Mark: Hey! Did you see my hammock?!
Doner... Worst sexual innuendo ever.
Me: Do you ever feel like you're making potions?
Rob: YES! ...yes.
Danel: I don't want to hurt you. I just want to pet you to death.
12-31
Shea: Pretend he's a girl.
Me: I'm not judging too hard. Aloud.
Rob: I can hear it!
Rob about his car: It's hot like a weight lifting chick.
1-3-14
Nhu: I saw sausages in the kitchen.
Mark: LG? They make TVs and ice makers.
C3: Ooh you're making me giggle.
C3: She has puppy-pecia.
1-7
M2: Well this... was a waste... of my time. ...Ooh! Markers!!
1-9
Danel: Those were some nice kicks.
Me: Thanks. I can kick higher when I don't have these boots on.
Danel: You only have to kick this high to take me out.
1-10
C3: I killed a biker for this jacket. I killed him with a chain. I wasn't wearing a shirt. I got cut up and dirty, but not too dirty
1-15
Nhu: Is there a word for self-torture?
C3: Masochism.
Nhu: Assafixem?
C3: You're a grown woman. You know what boobs look like.
Nhu: Not a black woman's.
Nhu takes a sip of C3s coffee: Black coffee. Takes a sip of her own coffee: Sugar coffee.
Rob: If your dog were a human it'd be a crayon eater.
Rob: Just call me the waffle whisperer.
1-16
Rob: I brought you meat.
1-17
Rob: "Creeper" would be me sitting in the room with all the lights off laughing.
Rob: All I want right now... is Lee's Chicken.
Rob: What do you want from me? Perfection? I know what I want from me... Lee's Chicken.
1-25
Mom: It became this layer of fuck-tastic stuff...
1-26
Rob: I don't want you to see my gimp suit.
Rob: You're really going to make me play this for you to prove I'm not full of shit.
Me: I know you're not full of shit.
Rob: Alright. To impress you then.
Rob: And only you and I know we're going to wear it out like a dirty whore.
Rob: I'm really glad to see you. You bring sanity to my world.
Me: I'm the sane part of your life? That's kind of sad.
Rob: Don't under value yourself.
1-29
Rob: His proportions are wrong.
Howard: He was drawn wrong?
Rob: The big drawer in the sky.... was on Hydrocodone.
1-30
Rob: Last time it was the big hairy guy with the penis. What should we do this time?
Me: Can you feel my glare?
Rob: It burns!
1-31
C3: Well now what am I gonna do? I guess I'll get pretty drunk and go shoot guns tomorrow.
2-1
C3: My feet is too dry.
2-3
Me: You suck
Doner: That's what I do.
2-7
Danel: Well I mean... If you think about it... If you stab someone with an icicle it would just melt and leave a hole. "The perfect murder. He was stabbed with an icicle..." So yeah that'll cost you twenty bucks.
Budde: Don't spank my ass. Get it.
2-11
Mark: everybody loves me and talk bad about me when I go home.
Rob: Abby needs to be here right now. We'd giggle like two little bitches.
Wilson: He made me put the teapot on the coaster.
2-12
Danel: I don't like sticky things on my phone. It kind of freaks me out.
Danel about Sinh: His biscuit head is too top heavy. It makes him fall over.
2-14
Mike Ly: I hate this guy over here. See? All he does is serenade me.
Dawn: Speaking of friends... Where's my goddamn wake and bake?
Wilson: Well. Long story. I'm waiting for him to finish a poem and a D&D character.
2-15
Me: Just for the record I did not strip for this dollar.
Nick: Just for the record he (Anthony) probably did.
2-16
Ellie: Can my kindle do that? Just say no.
2-18
Danel: Hoodie. What the hell.
Mark: See? When I google it I get beanie babies.
2-19
Danel: You're not salty like a biscuit. You're sweet. "You're a sour patch." Fuck you.
2-22
Noelle: No problem, Nebraska.
2-23
Noelle: False hopes, Wyoming
2-25
Jessica. This is where we keep our community food, like Sriracha and tea...
2-27
Joe: Tea?
Andy: Tea? I love you. I want your babies.
3-1
Joe E.: When in doubt, shove it in your slot.
3-8:
Josh Stafaniack: What did you get her, a jar full of hate?
3-11
Nick Garvey: I think the drummer is a paranoid schizophrenic
3-15
Caroline: Her middle name isn't Slut.
Mom: Think you can hold it steady?
Caroline: I'm not sure.
Caroline: Fuck the Lent bullshit.
Katie: I should spit on Kristen.
3-18
Vedran: nenenenenenene
Me: That was not a batman noise.
Vedran: I got excited.
C3: I should be a parrot.
3-21
Rob: I wanna go to the white trash capital of MO this spring.
Me: Jeff city has some of the best ice cream. Central Dairy. Mmm.
Rob: I definitely meant Six Flags.
3-28
Me: Are you done signing that card yet?
Doner: All I've done is draw nipples so far.
3-31
Rob: You're such a fragile flower.
Mark: Hey! Did you see my hammock?!
Doner... Worst sexual innuendo ever.
Me: Do you ever feel like you're making potions?
Rob: YES! ...yes.
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